U.S. MUST NOT GO NUCLEAR IN IRAQ - Fat Teddy Weighs In

Providence Journal | 2/02/03 | Edward Kennedy (D. Mass.)

[boris]

I LOVED that ad!!!

[JRjr]

Lets send Teddy Boy and his Oldsmobile to Iraq. Should be over in a couple of days...

[VRWCmember]

Tell him, "Don't worry about that Teddy, we can drive off that bridge when we get to it."

[judicial meanz]

/sarcasm

Teddy probably woke up after a rumbling bender, uttered a few slurred words, farted, and passed out. Then some aide wrote this headline and called the AP, who printed it.

Next, Teddy will fart and burp at the same time,utter more words, and the aide will interpret it as a call to action to save arctic water buffalo or something similar.

[Jhoffa_]

I agree with Ted Kennedy!

(We should save them all for North Korea and China.. Saddam isn't worth wasting a nuke.)

[Jhoffa_]

Tell him, "Don't worry about that Teddy, we can drive off that bridge when we get to it."

That's funny.

I don't know who the "post of the day" people are here..

But you have my nomination.

[Leisler]

People like you, Sir! Harrumph! Your type can’t wait to bring up a Kennedy rape, murder, assault, lie, debauch, drug, booze, accident, killing, injury, falsification, or stumble down about Ted, his children, his brothers children, his brothers, his father, his grandfather, his great grandfather, his cousins, aunts, uncles, their children , his wives and their families….and then there are the Fitzpatrick’s……every low down, sleazy, money grubbing, back stabbing, social climbing act that that collection of bandy-legged, scotch breathed crew of sexual inbreeds did each and every minute of the past hundred years.






I like it

[Nick Danger]

[Leisler]

How often do you suppose he awakes to "befouled" sheets?


Twice a week? 5 out of the 7?

[judicial meanz]

geez...I would be willing to bet 7 out of 7 for that bloated old tertiary stage alcoholic! He couldnt even stay awake for the SOTU address the other day and they caught him asleep on the camera. I died laughing!

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

here is a pic of the dems pulling for saddam

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

teddy you can end this whole thing right now if you just take saddam for a little ride

[Leisler]

Two words. Plastic sheets.

Do they make adult Depends Ted's size?

[judicial meanz]

Geez....thats a tall order...Teddy has a bombacity the size of a small zeppelin....but I bet they could special order it !

[punster]

Teddy Kennedy should wear a hazardous materials placard, because the high concentration of alchol vapors are a serious fire and explosion hazard.

[CARepubGal]

That is awesome! I never got to see this in print but this is classic! The only thing more scary than the Skipper of the Oldsmobile portion of the Chappaquiddick Swim team and his spawn Pansy Patches is the mentality of the voters that reelect this POS.

[CARepubGal]

Impressive rant!

[Newbomb Turk]

Hey Ted. How about a big glass of shut the fu*k up !

[bray]

Sheesh-the only allies Saddam has left are Arafat, the frenchies and the DimRats??

Pray for GW and our Troops

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

This brings to mind something else I read recently...

I know what you're probably saying, "We should banish all Democrats to the coldest moon of Neptune!" And, while that is the first most logical response, I think Democrats can be important to the future of America... but only if they're buried deep in the ground such that they become oil for future Americans.

Democrats will probably object to be buried in the ground, whining, "Don't bury me in the ground; that's mean spirited." But, in the end, they will have to do what we say since we have many many more guns.

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