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Stranded human shields buses seek fare home (ROTFLOL!!!)
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Posted on 03/05/2003 1:41:24 PM PST by Jimmyclyde
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To: Rome2000
The shields got the messsage and got out of Dodge it seems before sundown.
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posted on
03/05/2003 3:48:13 PM PST
by
swheats
To: GLDNGUN
From the onset of this foolishment it has been clear to me that these people really deep-down believed so strongly in America's goodness that they honestly thought we would not actually bomb them. When the Iraqis started putting them in places that were sure to be bombed panic began to set in. As long as they were able to put signs on the roof they felt safe. Americans won't bomb civilians purposely and they knew it. They recognize our goodness yet they hate us.
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posted on
03/05/2003 3:48:20 PM PST
by
WVNan
To: Sir Gawain; Texaggie79; Squantos; Madcelt; Pete-R-Bilt; B4Ranch; Mo1; Brad's Gramma
bonk.
sometimes, you just have to sit back and have a good chuckle.
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posted on
03/05/2003 3:51:53 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(shoot fast. shoot straight. shoot safe. practice. carry. molon labe)
To: Jimmyclyde
bumping for peace - LOL
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posted on
03/05/2003 4:03:06 PM PST
by
expatguy
To: 45Auto
fly to London to beg for money to drive them back to England.
This guy is as dumb as a bag of rocks.No kidding..he should go to Paris
45
posted on
03/05/2003 4:20:08 PM PST
by
apackof2
(You shall know the Truth and the Truth shall set you Free.. John 8:32)
To: Jimmyclyde
"We painted a huge sign on the roof saying human shields, so when any planes bombed the target, they'd see they were killing us -- Englishmen and Finns and Turks".
Dare I say it? Darwin award...
46
posted on
03/05/2003 4:21:48 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Freeper Caribbean Cruise May 31-June 7, Staterooms As Low As $510 Per Person For Entire Week!)
To: glock rocks; lodwick; Cuttnhorse; operation clinton cleanup; Servant of the Nine; catpuppy; ...
"I had promised my wife I would get the buses home," he said. "If I don't get them home, we're absolutely stuck." BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
47
posted on
03/05/2003 4:28:21 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Free Miguel Estrada !!!)
To: Jimmyclyde
"I had promised my wife I would get the buses home," he said. "If I don't get them home, we're absolutely stuck." What a jackass! I hope he's penniless when this is all done.
48
posted on
03/05/2003 4:34:30 PM PST
by
pgkdan
To: Mo1
What a hoot...I like the photo of the bus with the smoke boiling out of the exhaust. LOL!!
To: WVNan
I did not think of it that way but I think you are dead on with that conclusion.
Nice One.
50
posted on
03/05/2003 4:42:40 PM PST
by
Arioch7
To: Arioch7
This has got to be one of the funniest threads at FR!
51
posted on
03/05/2003 4:51:26 PM PST
by
US_MilitaryRules
(A penny saved is a governmental oversite!!!)
To: Jimmyclyde
No doubt Ben and Jerrys" is looking for a whiz-bang business head like this for their new CEO.
52
posted on
03/05/2003 4:52:19 PM PST
by
Waco
To: SMEDLEYBUTLER
Airfare to Europe: $400.00
Busfare and lodging to get to Iraq: $500.00
Realizing you're a penniless idiot who's so very screwed once you get there: PRICELESS!!!
To: Jimmyclyde
But he said that although he stayed on as a shield for a week, he had no intention of staying in Baghdad for the duration of a war. Not very committed to the cause is he?
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posted on
03/05/2003 4:56:47 PM PST
by
barker
( I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.)
To: GirlShortstop
LOL! *Snort!*
55
posted on
03/05/2003 4:57:23 PM PST
by
Snowy
(Dry Clean Only)
To: motherof 3
This is a soap opera where I tune in and see what nutty thing the "shields" are up to today. It should have been a reality TV show. I hope South Park runs with this. :)
56
posted on
03/05/2003 4:59:33 PM PST
by
Snowy
(Dry Clean Only)
To: Jimmyclyde
Where did they think they were going?
"They must have been in a hurry to get to a funeral."
(Classic line from Sean Connery in a Bond movie...uttered in a perfect dead-pan
to some by-standers...wondering where the bad guys were headed...until 007 ran them off
the road.)
57
posted on
03/05/2003 5:00:05 PM PST
by
VOA
To: Snowy
LOL! *Snort!*
What a funny reply Snowy. Another laugh tonight, and boy does it feel good! ©¿©
To: Jimmyclyde
Perhaps they could sell their silly bongo drums, crack pipes and roach clips for the fare home..
The women were far too ugly and unclean to sell their bodies...
THESE are the moral leaders we should follow......NOT!
Semper Fi
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posted on
03/05/2003 5:14:23 PM PST
by
river rat
(War works.....It brings Peace... Give war a chance to destroy Jihadists...)
To: All
I ask in all seriousness, do these folks ... hmm ... like, have families, jobs, pets, appointments, obligations? You know, the things ordinary to a human life? If so, I have to wonder (with loads of sick humour) the conversations that must've taken place prior to departure.
"Sorry, Junior. Mommy/Daddy loves you very much, but I love more the idea of getting my name in the news for being an idiot. You understand, you're very special to my heart and all, buttttt..." ???
"Sorry, boss, but as I see there's no room for advancement within this organization..."
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