Hillary Clinton's Memoirs to Hit Stores

Yahoo ^ | April 28, 2003

[JennysCool]

I don't understand. Last week it was "She has written a single word yet," and this week they announce a June release. Which story was the lie?

I have a hunch there's a nugget of truth in both. My guess is the "book" -- probably just an outline at this point -- is woefully incomplete and so a team of writers will be burning the midnight oil for the next couple of months whipping it into a manuscript Her Highness can add a few clarifications and flourishes to and sign off on. "Living History" sounds like a title a committee of desperately nervous publication-types would come up with, and putting out the advance release of a cover with a publicity photo and a title in a script font takes about 5 minutes. This is going to be a debacle, with good reviews from only the most zealous Clinton apple-polishers. I guarantee it.

[tuckrdout]

What, no barf alert?!

Gee, it is released just about the time the Presidential campaigns to really get going. And there is Hillary getting press about her book. All a coincidence I am sure../sarcasm

[FlatLandBeer]

It will be in the bargin bin with in six months. or less.

[cgk]

"complete and candid"

Somehow I doubt there will be a reference to her having a (bloody) hand in Vince Foster's death.

[GrandMoM]

I cannot think of another nonfiction book in recent history that has had that large a first printing,"

....this book will be guaranteed fiction! (LIES=FICTION)

[skinkinthegrass]

Page 1 - I don't remember

Page 2 - I have no recollection

Page 3 - I have no knowledge of that

Page 4 - I don't recall

Page 5 - I don't know

576 page of this

[texas booster]

Best Post of the Day award bump!

[Mo1]

The 576-page book, entitled "Living History," is scheduled for release June 9. An audio version, read by Clinton, will be released the same day.

Wasn't there reports last week that she hadn't even written this book yet?

[ALOHA RONNIE]

.."IS it SAFE?" = HILLARY on Armed Services Committee..

http://community.webshots.com/photo/71169738/71170711wsHkSW
(Photo taken outside White House Correspondents Dinner)

[Swede Girl]

You are absolutely correct. They will do anything to make this a "best seller".....anything. They are pros at deception. Remember, too, that this is her prelude to running for president.....and her goons will make sure that this book will make the best seller list.

[Capitalism2003]

I wonder if this one will do as well as Gore's memoirs...I believe it was somewhere around 27,000th on Amazon :)

BTW, Tammy Bruce has a new book called "The Death of Right and Wrong". She's the lady who wrote "The New Thought Police: The Left's Assault on Free Speech and Free Minds"

both excellent reads...highly recommended

[texas booster]

6. It's someone else's fault
7. Not me!! Uhhn, uhhn! No Way!
8. Can't prove a thing
9. I wouldn't let that disgusting man touch me again

Is it just my imagination, or does her smile remind me of someone.....

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Yep, I knew I remembered that smile!

[San Jacinto]

The book, which took two years to write, will be billed as a "complete and candid" accounting of her years in the White House,

What a joke! Living History?. More like Lying History, if you ask me.

Seriously, the 576 page audio version read by the "author" could be very useful. It could be used as an alternative to capital punishment for the really, really bad guys who commit the most heinous crimes.

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Is she taking a page from the Jim Wright school of marketing?

It's the only way she could sell the 576-page book. Talk about self indulgent, no one's life story could possibly be worth killing that many trees.

[The Wizard]

shouldn't this headline have a vicious bitch alert

[lowbridge]

Aside from the obvious problems with this book, what does this say about the recent gossip that he book wasn't even started and had no title?

That the Clinton propaganda teams are still out there plying their trade. I recall the time when we were told that the clinton grand jury video contained clinton at his worst Angry, profane, and storming out of the grand jury room. When the video finally came out, the video showed that no such things took place. Which lessened the impact on his polling numbers It later came out that it was the clinton team who planted all those phony stories about Clinton acting like a spoiled brat on camera.

[Alex Murphy]

ROTFL!
I thank you profusely for giving us a reading from your "advance release" copy...

[boomop1]

You know what she is shoveling and it is going to be a talk show bonanaza she can't tell the truth, and when she lies she will be exposed as usual.

[lowbridge]

a "complete and candid" accounting of her years in the White House,

Chapter 2: Who hired Craign Livingstone?
Chapter 3: How and why I fired the travel office staff and replaced them with my friends.
Chapter 4: What REALLY happened to Vince Foster and his files.
Chapter 5: What really went on, and who was there, in those closed door, by invitation only, secret meetings that I held on Health Care legislation.
Chapter 7: How I made 100 thousand dollars in cattle futures.
Chapter 24: How those subpeonaed billing records wound up in my private living quarters AFTER the statute of limitations had run out (which takes about two years).

Yeah, I can't wait, Hillary.

[COUNTrecount]

"Seriously, the 576 page audio version read by the "author" could be very useful. It could be used as an alternative to capital punishment for the really, really bad guys who commit the most heinous crimes."

Why can't the Hillary-read version of the book be put through voice analysis to check on the veracity of her statements?(imagine the BS meter here)