HITLARY COMING TO FAIRFAX

[44magnum]

I was thinking about eating bratwurst and kraut for dinner the night before and then washing it down with a six pack and then cutting loose when it's my turn in line.

[YaYa123]

YOu know how God speaks to poor people: "Attention WalMart Shoppers"

I'm sure at each and every booksigning, God will announce "Senator Clinton will not personalize books"

(But I liked your idea of asking her to sign, "For Juanita")

[kristinn]

Her heinous will appear at 11 a.m.

I'll be working then, but hopefully others can get out there. Whoever does freep her will probably have to be quite distance from the store--private property and all that.

[3D-JOY]

Morning!

Do I feel a FREEP coming on?

[3D-JOY]

Arriving Fairfax this weekend.
Will keep in touch.

[TheGrimReaper]

WalMart

Watch out for falling prices standards!

[bmwcyle]

Gee she is coming to my backyard. HEHEHEHEHEHE

[ameribbean expat]

WalMart's standards fell a long time before this...Hitlery used to sit on their board. WMT is, after all, an Arkansas company.

[bmwcyle]

My sign will say, "A book written for a congenital liar is a book full of lies.

[CholeraJoe]

WalMart is after all, an Arkansas based company.

[kristinn]

Perfect timing!

[3D-JOY]

Yes literally in the back yard too!

I just packed, and will wear, a new "REAL FIRST FAMILY" T shirt.( from O cents.com )
The Bush picture says all the rest!

[AnAmericanMother]

Here's what you do -

Get a book like Coulter's or Gary Aldrich's - so long as it's the same size as Hitlary's "book".

Put the Hitlary dust jacket on the other book and get in the middle of the line somewhere. She'll be so zoned out after signing for awhile that you ought to be able to sneak it by her.

(of course, that's assuming that anybody shows up to buy the book. A WalMart? What's up wizzat?)

[xsmommy]

can't you just imagine her nose turned up in distaste there, standing next to the guy who hands out the smiley face stickers!

[Corin Stormhands]

Have you seen a Wally parking lot?

Oh yeah. (my wife works for Wal-Mart in the summers, when she's not teaching). I know they get lots of all kinds of traffic. But I would've thought that the "elegant Mrs. Clinton" would've felt more at home at Barnes & Noble or Borders.

Of course, I hadn't thought about the Arkansas connection until just now.

[CholeraJoe]

And the morbidly obese woman in sweatpants with 3 screaming kids.

[ozaukeemom]

LOVE that idea!!!!

[leadpenny]

I've been kind of 'out of it' for the past couple of months, but could get 'up' for this one. I work until around 2:30 that day in Arlington. If someone starts a ping list for a FReep at the Wal-Mart, please keep me in mind. Thanks.

[upchuck]

I have it from an unimpeachable :) source that when The Hildebeaste was told about this signing, she asked, "What's a Wal*Mart?"

       Other than, "WOW! Who's that good with an airbrush?" - Any questions?

[mewzilla]

Hilliary!s just pretending to go slumming. Bet the hoi polloi are kept far away, and that the only people she meets are pre-screened.