Ex- Jesuit "marries" Ex-Benedictine monk

Closed Cafeteria ^ | July 17, 2006 | Gerald Augustinus

[NYer]

One way or another .... the 'progressivists' are leaving, and that's the good news.

[Tax-chick]

This may be the craziest thing I've seen today.

[kimmie7]

Geeeeeeeez, I'm nauseated.

[trisham]

Oy. Unfortunately, I haven't seen much sustained commitment in these "unions".

[Carpe Cerevisi]

That's just...precious.

[Notwithstanding]

Crapola!



This ceremony is steeped in it, and it will end up where crapola belongs - in the toilet.


I am surprised no dirvishes were present to whirl - or that a hezbullah mufti was not invited to bless their members.

I wonder if the crappy couple were anal virgins?

[Notwithstanding]

Come to think of it, I wonder if Michael was suggesting a sacred orgy for the assembled when he shouted "Our bodies!" to the conflagration (woops - congegation).

[AnAmericanMother]

This lot are all as crazy as a closet full of cuckoo clocks.

Cigar store Indian: "Ugh. How get out of here?"

[Notwithstanding]

Or is it congreGAYtion?

[StJacques]

"Geeeeeeeez, I'm nauseated."

Same here. May I offer you some of my Maalox?

[Matchett-PI]

"..I wonder if Michael was suggesting a sacred orgy for the assembled when he shouted "Our bodies!" .."

[NYer]

May I offer you some of my Maalox?

Got anything stronger??

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Insanity!

[Matchett-PI]

Pertinent link:

Homosexual paper: Democrats to combat marriage amendments with '5-point plan'
Baptist Press ^ | 7/14/06 | Erin Roach Posted on 07/17/2006 10:15:14 AM EDT by ZGuy
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1667122/posts

[ikka]

They promised to cherish each other, fight side by side for justice and dedicate their marriage to protecting the earth. Then Michael looked at Randy and said, “Randy, I would die for you.”

I estimate "forever" to be approximately six years.

[Carolina]

So what happens when they divorce? Will they seek annulment through the marriage tribunal?

[Cheverus]

This was hilarious (between the urge to vomit of course), but I must confess that I was disappointed to see that it wasn't Dan Schutte and his boyfriend.....maybe we could finally get his abhorent music out of Catholic Churches if he did this.

[pax_et_bonum]

Randy and Michael’s eyes were wet as they turned to each other to recite their vows. I stood behind them, conscious of beautiful masculine energy that was cascading between them.

'Masculine' isn't exactly the word I had in mind.

[kimmie7]

How about some brain cleanser and a wire brush...