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Ex- Jesuit "marries" Ex-Benedictine monk
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| July 17, 2006
| Gerald Augustinus
Posted on 07/17/2006 6:37:26 AM PDT by NYer
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To: AnAmericanMother
Great Chief Tobaccoshop better watch his back.
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posted on
07/17/2006 8:02:07 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: ArrogantBustard
That's why he wants out plenty heap quick.
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posted on
07/17/2006 8:02:45 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: NYer
three fellow Jews and I struggled outside to mount the huppah. Yikes! In the context of this article, that sentence reads like they were trying to do something unspeakable to each other. Or something.
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posted on
07/17/2006 8:07:08 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Cheverus
This was hilarious (between the urge to vomit of course), but I must confess that I was disappointed to see that it wasn't Dan Schutte and his boyfriend.....maybe we could finally get his abhorent music out of Catholic Churches if he did this. I thought it was hilarious. They did mention a monk musician ... possibly John Michael Talbot?
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posted on
07/17/2006 8:25:45 AM PDT
by
NYer
(Discover the beauty of the Eastern Catholic Churches - freepmail me for more information.)
To: NYer
"When the communion part of the ceremony rolled around, the priest in Michael took over; he grabbed the plate of bread and held it aloft.
Bread! What does it make you think of?
Answers poured forth: Earth. Seeds.
Our bodies! Michael cried."
Our bodies? Glad you left the seminary before ordination guy. The idea of a consecrated priest holding aloft a host and declaring, "This is my body," instead of "This is My Body," is just nauseating.
I pray every day that God protects his consecrated ones throughout the world and restores the Church as His Shining Bride.
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posted on
07/17/2006 8:32:25 AM PDT
by
OpusatFR
( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
To: NYer; AnAmericanMother; ArrogantBustard
Aw jeeeeze....bartender, bartender!! Yeah, over here! Send a bottle of Tanqueray down here with a Pepto chaser. Glasses?! Nah, just send the bottles. What?!?!? Why?!?! Lawsa mercy, a couple of ex-we-ain't-sure-if-they-ever-were-Catholic-in-the-first-place Philistine poofters just "married" each other! Huh?!? Yeah, really, why didn't they just go down the street to the local episcopagan temple and have the "ceremony" there; episcopagan "priests" and "bishops" will "marry" any kind of pairing these days.
There are days when I wish we could take nut burgers like these and their supporters pack 'em on a plane and parachute them right over the lines between Hezbollah and the IDF.
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:13:10 AM PDT
by
Convert from ECUSA
(The Arab League jihad continues on like a fart in an elevator - FR American in Israel)
To: kimmie7
>Geeeeeeeez, I'm nauseated.
I second that nausea... Especially the line about being "showered with a Jesus-free blessing by a minister friend"; which is particularly absurd because it was called a 'Christian' wedding. It's is a mark of dishonor and disgrace, in my opinion, that these supposedly doctrinally learned men would do such a thing while pretending to be Christian... but then, I'm not the one who will be judging them and assigning the accountability for their deeds.
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:16:11 AM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.)
To: OpusatFR
"I pray every day that God protects his consecrated ones throughout the world and restores the Church as His Shining Bride."
That is a good prayer. I may just add it into mine.
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:19:59 AM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.)
To: Cheverus
I think Dan and his paramour are already "married." But maybe gay men have to do their renewal of vows on an accelerated schedule, so it might be time...
You do know that Dan Schutte is music director and director of student life at USF, a fine Jesuit institution, don't you? What a role model!
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:21:27 AM PDT
by
livius
To: Convert from ECUSA
Send a bottle of Tanqueray down here with a Pepto chaser. Much better ... that sure beats Maalox.
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:32:50 AM PDT
by
NYer
(Discover the beauty of the Eastern Catholic Churches - freepmail me for more information.)
To: NYer
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:39:08 AM PDT
by
Convert from ECUSA
(The Arab League jihad continues on like a fart in an elevator - FR American in Israel)
To: Convert from ECUSA; All
Now . . . . for the GOOD news (yes, there is some good news here!)
First of all, it was a "little chapel" - no word anywhere that it was a Catholic church.
And, more importantly, an EX-seminarian . . . and an EX-monk.
25 years ago they would have been, if you'll pardon the expression, boring from within.
I think this is a sign that progress is being made in weeding out the "lavender mafia" from the seminaries and religious life.
Better late than never. Thank you, Papa Benedict!
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:47:15 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: AnAmericanMother; Convert from ECUSA
Michael and Randy dont want you just to witness their ceremony, said the minister, a petite lesbian with spiky platinum-tipped hair. Further good news: The bizarre critter officiating at this perverse ceremony was in no way, shape, or form a Catholic Priest.
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:50:31 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: ArrogantBustard
My money's on U-U, UCC or Episcopalian.
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posted on
07/17/2006 9:57:02 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: NYer
"They did mention a monk musician ... possibly John Michael Talbot?" Nope, Talbot is a Catholic in good standing (doesn't preach heresy, doesn't perform blasphemy) and a proven heterosexual. The following is a quote from his Wikipedia article:
He formed his own community, the Brothers and Sisters of Charity at Little Portion Hermitage. It is an "integrated monastic community," with celibate brothers and sisters, singles, and families. He later married (with church permission), Sr. Viola, one of the nuns in the community. He is General Minister and Spiritual Father.
This is not a canonical community, so there was no breaking of canonical vows involved; nor is Talbot's leadership position canonical. But neither is it schismatic or heretical: it's just, I think, what they call a "pious association" --- and the marriage part was a real Catholic marriage.
Which is to say, Sr. Viola is an actual gal, and they were both actually free to marry. (Just to keep things straight around here!)
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posted on
07/17/2006 11:00:47 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Veritatis Gender.)
To: AnAmericanMother
"boring from within."
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posted on
07/17/2006 11:39:04 AM PDT
by
Convert from ECUSA
(The Arab League jihad continues on like a fart in an elevator - FR American in Israel)
To: ArrogantBustard; AnAmericanMother
" petite lesbian with spiky platinum-tipped hair"
Bartender....another bottle of Tanqueray and another bottle of Pepto. I was just reminded of a sight I'd hoped I'd forgotten!
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posted on
07/17/2006 11:40:59 AM PDT
by
Convert from ECUSA
(The Arab League jihad continues on like a fart in an elevator - FR American in Israel)
To: NYer
They promised to cherish each other, fight side by side for justice and dedicate their marriage to protecting the earth. Then Michael looked at Randy and said, Randy, I would die for you.send my soul to hell for you."There. That's better.
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posted on
07/17/2006 12:00:17 PM PDT
by
FJ290
To: NYer
This reminds me of some of the feminist Passover Haggadahs we have in the library where I work. The "liturgy" and "rituals" were unintentionally hilarious. Though normally I might have -- or should have -- barfed right after page 2, I used to enjoy reading them because they were so off the wall.
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posted on
07/17/2006 12:08:44 PM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: Convert from ECUSA
Stolen from A.P. Herbert (although the double entendre wasn't exactly the same when HE used it.)
If you like your humor British and as dry as a good martini, you might look into him.
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posted on
07/17/2006 12:34:48 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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