Townhouse reveals real skeletons in closet

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[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I must point out that you are no numbskull yourself, when it comes to turning a phrase; in fact, you are vertebraeally a genius, genus FReeper Erectus. If we put our heads together we could really be a parrot. Parrotdactyl, that is. Threads like this are a hoot. Just the one hoot, as this is a family-friendly site.

I'll beak seein' you around.

[Eaker]

Y'all kneed to be elbowed in the cranium. I won't do it because I'd be fingered for the crime.

[Joe 6-pack]

You might say we're two birds of a feather.

[cyborg]

Ummmm okay *LOL*

[Joe 6-pack]

Found your backbone, did ya? No need to threaten both of ossify will do.

[Eaker]

The spine is strong but I just don't have the marrow for the job.

Tibia continued.

[Joe 6-pack]

You're quite the heel, and I'll probably regret spurring you on. There's a guy like you in my carpal, and every morning he gets on my nerves. I guess it's his natural tendon-cy but it really makes my teeth grind.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"Y'all kneed to be elbowed in the cranium. I won't do it because I'd be fingered for the crime."


Eaker, it just ain't right to be coffin up idle threats. You got a lot of gall-stones and I ain't kidneyin. Put up your knuckles and fight like a man, you mummy! I don't want no jawin' from you, so put your teeth together or I'll kick your pelvis!

Signed,
Morticianmer Snerd

[Eaker]

You staples innocents like me; no better than paper; on all these threads. I feel as I have been dragged behind a bony steed with a single foot in the stirrup.

You have hammered me on your anvil. Before anymore phalanges are stuck into my eye sockets I will knuckle under.

I must ankle this thread!

[Joe 6-pack]

Let's see how Eaker recovers from this fleshpile....he'll be ready for the boneyard. But at least, tomorrow's-sinew day and he'll be able to pick up the pieces and start over.

[Eaker]

You don't need to be so sternum to me!

Though I femur is to come.

[MeekOneGOP]

ha!

[Phsstpok]

Ah yes, the modern English church performing ceremonies invoking pagan gods.

It was felt that the Rev Alun Brookfield, vicar at nearby Abercrave for the past two years, should be asked to provide a simple ceremony appropriate to the pre-Christian spirituality of the cave dwellers as they are interred.

"I will offer an invitation to commend those who died to whatever gods they worshipped," said Mr Brookfield yesterday.

"And all people present will be able to contemplate this with whatever gods they worship."

He said he had no qualms performing such a ceremony as a Christian vicar.

I think the word is "twit."

[Eaker]

Let me x-spleen something to you.

I have been on FR 48 hours longer than you. That makes you a n00b, ya b00b!

I can't believe you have the testicular fortitude to continue egging me on.

[Joe 6-pack]

"I have been on FR 48 hours longer than you. That makes you a n00b, ya b00b!"

So you've got age...you really ought to rest your weary old bones.

[Eaker]

Don't think that you can elbow your way in here!! You are not kneeded. You would just put yer foot into your mouth.

Can you ear me?

[Eaker]

Ya gotta quit ribbing me.

Eye socket this.

I am not very punny.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Ya gotta quit ribbing me.

Eye socket this.

I am not very punny."

You ought to take a look deep inside yourself and have some heart. Be brave; have a little cartilage. Don't let yourself go to waist. Somedays you just gotta take it on the chin and hope you don't have a glass jaw.

I nose that's easier said than done, but someday you'll get a leg up and appreciate this little tongue lashing.

[MeekOneGOP]

[MeekOneGOP]

:^D