Posted on 05/14/2005 6:11:06 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
**Bush's fault**
Why is it Bush's fault?
I've seen too many accusation against the president here. For every trifle, "It's Bush's fault."
Rest In Peace
Tristan Egolf
Sad news... A sad sad Mother's Day.
On 7 May 2005 at approximately 7:00am
Tristan Egolf took his own life.
(This is no joke.)
Author of Lord of the Barnyard and
Skirt & The Fiddle, Tristan recently completed
his third novel, Kornwolf.
Sonically, Tristan played frontman for the rather newly formed
Doomed To Obscurity, and the previously inclined Kitchchao.
He has been working on fine-tuning the screenplay for Lord of the Barnyard and just finished a rock opera posing Iggy Pop, Meatloaf and a few others auditioning for lead vocals of Led Zeppelin.
After finishing his new novel, while caring for his daughter (Orla Story) with his fiancee, Tristan spent much of his time recently on politically motivated endeavors. After weeks of leading standard anti-war marches in Lancaster, he executed a fantastic bout for free speech through The Smoketown Six. (Federal suit still pending.) Soon after, he organized anti-Columbus Day rallies and even burned President Bush in effigy. (Well it was a figure with a huge 10 gallon hat and a big TEXAS belt riding a missle akin to Slim Pickens.)
Oddly, the plane that invaded White House air space on 11 May 2005 originated from the Smoketown Airport, here in Lancaster County.
There will be a Wake, a night of bachanalian revelry and libations galore, here on Tuesday, 17 May 2005. Starting at almost 10 o'clock p.m. (est)
Tristan was a fantastically beloved brother, son, father, fiance and friend.
He is sorely missed. The demons finally caught up with him.
Tristan on Windmills Radio
Along with a playlist heavy with Kitchchao and Doomed To Obscurity, you can hear Tristan reading a Chapter from his upcoming novel, Kornwolf, every day at 4 o'clock p.m. (est)
http://tinyurl.com/8lbfh
I must have missed the protest where he strips down to his neck to protest the beheadings by islamists.
It's a joke, on liberals, not the president.
It'll drive you crazy when you start trying to make sense of the nonsensical positions.
The county coroner has issued a statement advising "friends" of the recently deceased to schedule appointments with their local health provider for an HIV test.
I guess he couldn't stand his leftist self centered self any more.
Pretty creative....pretty sensitive....and a left wing wacko who created his own sad story.
Good riddance to this jerk. I pray for his poor daughter, she's going to have it rough.
It is nice to know that he was comfortable with SUCKcess , now he has SUCKcummed ,... a feted crazy bastard has become a fetid footnote
Who?
This is front page news over at Yahoo! despite the fact virtually nobody has heard of him.
One wonders why. The only thing which explains it is he's a liberal.
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