Mexico imports U.S. eating habits, may soon become fattest nation

Waterbury Republican-American ^ | November 29, 2005 | Patrick Harrington

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

They'll work it off on that cross-border sprint.

Naahhhh... They'll just become slow moving, HUGE, sweaty, targets. Easy to nab if the handcuffs are large enough.

[azhenfud]

LEO's will start using cable ties (not the tiny wire ties) in lieu of cuffs.

[MeanWestTexan]

"*really* fattening Gringo food like cheese covered nachos, refried beans, burritos and huevos rancheros..."

I'll give you nachos as a gringo food (invented by a guy named Nacho in Eagle Pass, Texas for El Paso Diablo Games) and maybe even fajitas (which are not fattening, if done right), but the rest . . . .

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

I suppose US junk-food manufacturers are holding down poor Mexicans and cramming their products down their victims' throats. /sarc

I want to know what the heck they are doing crossing the border for jobs if they can afford to eat fast food so often that they blimp out. Those rich, fat, b_stards...

[ecomcon]

That one goes in the "quintessential dead" book. Man.

[DumpsterDiver]

the coyotes soon will have to put a surcharge on their services to cover the increased cost of fuel and fat mexicans

Rolling,
Rolling,
Rolling 'cross the river...

(With apologies to Credance Clearwater Revival)

[InsureAmerica]

chitlins and hog jowels....

[InsureAmerica]

question is what were YOU doing in a Toys R Us? I think you have a repressed attraction for that big black thang...

you need counseling. And if I am wrong, then you still need counseling because you will suffer from post traumatic 'big mama ass' syndrome..

[SQUID]

Good, maybe we can see them and catch them better when they come across the border.

[television is just wrong]

well I am glad that there are some negative reprocussions to the blight that illegal immigration has cost us.

Bankrupt hospitals, overcrowded housing, schools, bloated welfare rolls, traffic congestion, just to mention a couple of problems associated with these parasitic people imposing themselves on us.

By the way they laugh at us for being so stupid to not do anything about it. I know, I live in a suburb outside of L.A., and see it every day.

[My2Cents]

Yum...I'm getting hungry.

[DannyTN]

"Yes, that all-American diet of refried beans with lard and tortillas soaked in lard is what is doing it."

Not to mention our sedentary lifestyle. You know all those siesta's of ours that the Mexican's have picked up on.

[MeanWestTexan]

Actually, the siesta is really misunderstood.

Taking a nap in the hottest part of the day is just part of living in a hot climate with no AC.

Yes, you might take a break from 2-4, but you work until 8.

[Oblongata]

Yep, it's our fault that Mexicans are sedentary because they are sitting around waiting for their checks from the US to come through.

[usurper]

That fat ass and fat gut are ours and ours alone.

Aye, and at the end of the day, it’s the only thing that we really got that's paid for.