Posted on 10/05/2006 9:22:58 AM PDT by KJC1
Yes, but its a cheap, discrete way to bag minors.
And maybe Bill Clinton didn't really have sex with that woman...Miss Lewinsky.
...I did not have sex with that boy. START FIGHTING!!!!
In a press conference scheduled for noon CT in Illinois, House Speaker Dennis Hastert plans to accept some measure of responsibility for failing to discover Rep. Mark Foley's misconduct with pages, a House official said this morning. " He is taking responsibility because the buck stops with him," the official said.
Hastert won't resign "because that would be giving into the Democrat partys best wish," the official said.
He is expected to make several announcements, including one about revisions to the page program.
Hastert should announce that Pelosi has asked him to take a polygraph. He should agree based on Pelosi taking a polygraph to determine what she knew and when she knew it.
He may be jewish, but his mother made killer pork chops.
Yeah, and a poll at democrat.com says the same thing. Gee, we should be worried. The left isn't going to vote Republican this election!
Never mind left wing polls. They don't matter. We already know what they think.
A FReeper taking an MSNBC poll seriously is the only sign we are in deep trouble.
Since Clinton didn't resign in the wake of Oralsexgate, why would anyone assume Hastert is going to resign???
He should fight like hell.
We should RAM this thing back down the Democrats throats.9Pun intended)
They have HANDED us a historic opportunity, and a SURE winner campaign issue:
GAYS
We should THANK them for exposing the shenanigans of Foley, and ask why they waited so long to tell us....
We should also THANK THEM for reminding Americans that many gays are PREDATORS, and gays should NEVER be allowed to hold positions of public trust, like teaching children, or sitting in public office....
We should remind EVERYONE that being a child predator while DEMOCRAT is simply not a crime to many people, while being one while REPUBLICAN is....
In short, I believe we have the chance to set the "Cause" of Gay Rights (and Democrats) back 20 years, and WIN AN ELECTION if we play this smartly.....
I have no idea where that came from.
Doing my best to root out corruption in the Republican Party and return it to its moral roots!
And he didn't even "mount" anybody. He only said "Touch your schlong for me...oooh, I'm so excited". It is all so pathetic. Gerry Studds rode his 17-year old pony and get re-elected 5 times! I didn't see calls for Tip O'Neill to resign. Hastert needs to come out and ATTACK!
He's going to take Some of the Blame but not all. Some changes he said will be made to the Page Program.
Thanks Howlin
Hastert should announce that Nancy Pelosi, Harry, Reid, Chuckie Schroomer, and Rahm Emmanuel have resigned and are entering rehab!!!! /s
He can express his concern for their mental stability and well-being, and state his fervent hopes that they will each receive the help and counseling they so desperately need. Offer them a new "12-step Program for Depraved Demagogues" and say that if only they will take full responsibility for their behaviors and apologize to all they have wronged in their sordid lives, then can begin to take the first tentative steps on the road to recovery..........
Hastert... should annouce that house dims all rededicated their life and are going to live a christian life.
WOW! That would freak out the wackos.
-PJ
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