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Chickens Know More Than We Think (Chickens Worry About Being Slaves)
Natures Corner ^ | 11/04/2006 | Theodosia Burr

Posted on 11/04/2006 8:04:33 PM PST by Dallas59

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To: Dallas59

Sorry, Ms. Burr, but what I'm thinking about when I bite into that drumstick is that there better be another one in that bucket of KFC, 'cuz I'm hungry!!!!


21 posted on 11/04/2006 8:18:03 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: Dallas59
Is there talk of Reparations yet?
22 posted on 11/04/2006 8:18:25 PM PST by Boiler Plate (Mom always said why be difficult, when with just a little more effort you can be impossible.)
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To: Dallas59

"I am Spartacluck!"

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F


23 posted on 11/04/2006 8:19:06 PM PST by Criminal Number 18F (Build more lampposts... we've got plenty of traitors.)
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To: Dallas59

I miss my Grandmother and her big white chickens. Never was there "no" fried chicken at her house.


24 posted on 11/04/2006 8:19:07 PM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: Hildy

Genesis 9:3 New American Bible
"Every creature that is alive shall be yours to eat; I give them all to you as I did the green plants."


25 posted on 11/04/2006 8:20:11 PM PST by gb63
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To: Dallas59
When will they rise up against us???

I dunno. When I was a younger ARMSF, I routinely hypnotized chickens. There are two methods that I am aware of. NEVER hypnotize a chicken and leave them in the direct sunlight. Ever.

Domesticated turkeys are too dense to come in out of the rain. Geese are the only fowl that could really mount an effective uprising, IMHO.

26 posted on 11/04/2006 8:22:01 PM PST by ARealMothersSonForever (We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
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To: DBrow
changed the migration patterns of vultures and foxes.

A fox migrates?

For sure pig farms cause humans to migrate.

27 posted on 11/04/2006 8:22:41 PM PST by quantim (Only one thing is universally incurable: Senators that think they should be President.)
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To: gb63

I ain't saying I won't eat them, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM ALL TIED UP LIKE THAT BEFORE THEY DIE. Geez.


28 posted on 11/04/2006 8:22:58 PM PST by Hildy
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To: NonValueAdded

If God had not meant for animals to be eaten, He wouldn't have made them out of meat. (BTW, yours is good, too. I hope you don't mind if I use it without your consent)


29 posted on 11/04/2006 8:25:04 PM PST by Eagles6 (Dig deeper, more ammo.)
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To: Dallas59
Yes, I’m worried about chickens worrying…and it worries me that more people won’t be worrying about it as well.

So these are her priorities, in descending order: Worrying that more people aren't worrying about chickens worrying; then, chickens worrying; then her own worrying about how chickens are treated.

I'm worred about the poor dear.

30 posted on 11/04/2006 8:26:00 PM PST by Silly
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To: Hildy

Chickens raised in your backyard are concidered Free Range I suppose. At least you'll know what your eating.


31 posted on 11/04/2006 8:26:09 PM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: Dallas59
When will they rise up against us???

They would but they're too ....chicken!

32 posted on 11/04/2006 8:26:24 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Former SAC Trained Killer)
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To: Dallas59
I have raised chickens and they have to be the stupidest animal I have ever come into contact with! They don't even learn from experience not to repeat painful behavior, ie, electric fence. I once revived several dead chickens that had drowned after their pen was flooded after prolonged heavy rains. I found them floating lifeless. I picked them up by the feet, shook them , then thumped their chest with my finger and about two thirds of them revived. I might add, that prolonged lack of oxygen to the brain leads to brain damage and from the post drowning behavior of these dimwits, one would not be able to tell one way or the other. Their brain function consists of four things, eat, poop, lay eggs, run away.
33 posted on 11/04/2006 8:26:38 PM PST by Boiling point (My tag line can beat up your tag line!)
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To: Dallas59

34 posted on 11/04/2006 8:27:28 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: quantim

"pig farms cause humans to migrate"

Priceless!


35 posted on 11/04/2006 8:27:48 PM PST by gb63
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To: Boiling point

I don't think poop is covered by their brain functions.


36 posted on 11/04/2006 8:28:48 PM PST by null and void (People say "life is short". Really? What can you do that's longer?)
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To: Boiling point
I'm hungry...I know what I'm buying tomorrow at the store...
37 posted on 11/04/2006 8:29:01 PM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: Criminal Number 18F

38 posted on 11/04/2006 8:29:16 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Dallas59
“that’s nothing but a slave ship.”

No, that's a chuck wagon.

39 posted on 11/04/2006 8:34:40 PM PST by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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To: ARealMothersSonForever

NEVER hypnotize a chicken and leave them in the direct sunlight. Ever.

Mmmm. Solar fried chicken!


40 posted on 11/04/2006 8:35:42 PM PST by saganite (Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
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