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Ancient walrus bone discovered in south Iceland
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Posted on 03/12/2007 1:05:38 PM PDT by Kimmers

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To: Kimmers

Walrus?

Isn't that like a sea-going moose?


41 posted on 03/12/2007 1:43:04 PM PDT by SmithL (si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: RebelBanker

Walrus "Oosik", 22 inches in length..

42 posted on 03/12/2007 1:47:41 PM PDT by Drammach ("If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you." -- Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Kimmers

Priapism run amuck - BTTT.


43 posted on 03/12/2007 1:47:45 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (After 20+ LONG years, a REAL conservative I can support 4 President - DUNCAN HUNTER '08)
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To: Kimmers

It would appear the title of this article is missing the 'r' from the end of the 3rd word.


44 posted on 03/12/2007 1:50:04 PM PDT by dmz
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To: Kimmers

There was a thread not too long ago about the way a spider penis would break off after "sex" in order to make a quick getaway. Is this practice more common in the animal kingdom than we all thought?


45 posted on 03/12/2007 1:53:51 PM PDT by bubbacluck
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To: dmz

Petrified woody?


46 posted on 03/12/2007 1:54:22 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Kimmers
" I've been looking for that.."
47 posted on 03/12/2007 1:54:39 PM PDT by rightinthemiddle (Without the Media, the Left and Islamofacists are Nothing.)
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To: Mr. K
The usuk is an environmental adaptaion. Most mammalian penis erections occur when the copulating instinct causes blood to engorge the "tool'. In the Arctic the walrus' habitat is a constant cold shower. Ergo, a bone in the body is extended into the penis during mating events.

I traveled the DEW Line and the site on the Boothia Peninsula had a military bar which was named the Usuk Lounge. A gilded usuk hung over the bar and its size was quite intimidating. It was 38" long and had a gentle curve!

The Canadian military folk that manned this site collected these icons and would present them to visiting dignitaries. I said, "Ahem!" but alas they didn't give me the "bird!"

48 posted on 03/12/2007 1:58:26 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Parmenio

Sinclair - suppose to be through long before the Vikings.


49 posted on 03/12/2007 1:59:19 PM PDT by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: JamesP81

This was before we knew that we should contact our doctor if it goes on for more than four hours...


50 posted on 03/12/2007 1:59:48 PM PDT by elephantlips
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To: OB1kNOb

"Priapism run amuck"

Makes ya think of American Pie.


51 posted on 03/12/2007 2:05:52 PM PDT by Humble Servant (Keep it simple - do what's right.)
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To: Kimmers

Iceland is so small, I didn't know it had a "south".


52 posted on 03/12/2007 2:10:11 PM PDT by fish hawk (The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
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To: mtbopfuyn
Thanks, mytopfuyn, for your link. The second most disturbing thing about the link (http://www.skullsunlimited.com/baculums.html) is that Skulls Unlimited not only sells REAL penis bones, but over 20 different types of "teaching quality" or "museum quality" replica penis bones. Sun Bear, African Hunting Dog, and Badger penis bones?

However, the most disturbing thing about your link is that I actually followed it. Shudder.

53 posted on 03/12/2007 2:28:33 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred)
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To: Young Werther
A gilded usuk hung over the bar...

In San Francisco's North Beach neighborhood there is a bar called Specs' that has an oosik (their spelling) above the bar. Not gilded though, just natural.

54 posted on 03/12/2007 2:32:37 PM PDT by rogue yam
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To: Kimmers
bone which came from the penis of a walrus (Os penis) and is believed to be 10,000 to 12,000 years old

Aren't you supposed to consult a physician if it's still erect after 4 hours? This has got to be an extreme case.

55 posted on 03/12/2007 2:32:53 PM PDT by Defiant (Bring back the Clinton era-- America needs a nude erection.)
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To: mtbopfuyn
Having a field day with skullsunlimited.com, mtbopfuyn (obviously not a lot going on here). The highlight so far is the list of instructions for shipping specimens to SU for cleaning. Instruction No. 1:

1. Raw heads need to be drained of excess moisture.

That was helpful; I just knew I was doing it wrong before.

56 posted on 03/12/2007 2:36:17 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred)
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To: Young Werther

ok, but where do they hide it when not using it?

This seems like a heck of a genetic evolutionary diversion.


57 posted on 03/12/2007 2:40:50 PM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: fish hawk

The northerners need someplace to go for spring break.


58 posted on 03/12/2007 2:58:19 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: rogue yam
bar called Specs' that has an oosik (their spelling) above the bar. Not gilded though, just natural.

Considering the location, San Francisco, I suspect that the pronunciation includes a dipthong! Or maybe no thong!

59 posted on 03/12/2007 3:27:49 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: lesko

Well how else do you explain how a walrus managed to get in a gravel pit ? ;)


60 posted on 03/12/2007 5:44:00 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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