Posted on 08/24/2007 1:21:38 PM PDT by blam
Hey! Why don’t we just burn it in our cars?
‘Blam !’ is the sound a comet makes when it strikes the earth. Nicht wahr?
Just like a policeman, where’s Dr. Who when you need him?
Raise taxes; grow Government; elect Democrats; and, destroy American capitalism.
I wanted to get that out before the leftists beat me to it.
We may have to leave Jupiter intact. Some creature has stolen the Illudium 236 Space Modulator!
I use it in my Saturn. I used to burn it in my Comet! Personally, I would just send it to the Ford Galaxy.
We need to stop the neo-jovian menace!!! We can do this by instituting a “fairness doctrine” to ensure those evil VRWC (tm) fascists do not question us like they do man-made global warming (established without a doubt by Hollywood and Gore). They need to respect leftist free-speech and we cannot allow them to speak and spread their lies. We need to then institute a total gun ban to disarm the conservatives. We need even more welfare and government funding for midnight basketball and Islamic footbaths at universities since the Islamics are much better at understanding the cosmos as they worship a lunar god. We then need to “re-educate” the conservatives until they understand that the neo-Jovian threat is bad and must be destroyed (without nuclear weapons of course).
Then we will unilaterally invade Pakistan if they harbor a neo-Jovian (forget this Coalition of 30+ countries Bushitler “unilaterally” invaded iraq with).
/Sarcasm (Like that was not apparent)
Actually, I think 85% of what I wrote above would fly without question at Kos or DU....
One of these days I am going to learn not to click on these threads while drinking my afternoon soda
It’s a universal fuel!
Jove you magnificent bastard
Are we all Dooooomed (tm) yet ?
Well, actually, without Jupiter (or equally massive body: insert Rosie/Moore jokes), the asteroid belt may collapse and the inner planets might be pulverized.
Jupiter's position is like stopping a terrorist attack. Few are happy when we are successful at stopping one, but everyone is angry when we fail.
“...Were all going to die!!!!!! Soon....”
Not as soon as John Evander Couey will.
“...If there were no planet at all in the solar system, there would be far, far fewer impacts!...”
Planets don’t cause impacts. Asteroids cause impacts.
Al Gore should get on this immediately! It’s another “inconvenient truth”.
“Planets dont cause impacts.”
Yes... but if there were no planets to impact with, think of how many fewer planetary impacts there would be!!!!
Now that’s a thought. Let’s get rid of ALL planets, except good ole Earth.
Lousy Jupitarians...
When asteroids are outlawed only outlaws will have asteroids!
Now now, don’t be planetist, saying that one planet is better than any other.
Now you’ve gone and hurt Mercury’s feelings.
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