'Uplift' baffles scientists, transforms area beach...

Homer News ^ | July 10th, 2009

[GeorgiaDawg32]

If everyone got together and sent al gore $87 Billion for carbon credits, he’d stop all this...it’s climate change don’tcha know..

[ataDude]

Bush did it.

Sorry... couldn’t resist.

[C210N]

This is actually caused by earth frustration (scientific name: Crustration). The earth wants to be hotter due to global warming and be in dutiful obeyance of global warmists, but frustrated by the cooler weather since the early 2000’s, has to find some outlet for this frustration, and indeed it has... if it can’t just raise temperatures, it can still raise it self in a way by thrusting earth upwards.

[DainBramage]

“Beach set me up” Cliff said.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Godzilla?

[americanophile]

[LiteKeeper]

I thought that stuff took millions of years. You mean it actually happened in one day? Wow!

[parsifal]

Oh, this is easy. All this stuff was frozen in place and because of global warming, the ice melted and released its grip. I hope no polar bears or baby seals were harmed.

parsy, who figured this out on his own

[ArtyFO]

Giant moose spotted in New Brunswick
http://webmail.aol.com/43735/aol/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=1.29127215&folder=Inbox&partId=3&a=71712&z=98226

[mikrofon]

'Uplift' baffles scientists, transforms area beach

[TruthConquers]

WOW! In one day! It must be a myth. They just made that up because they had nothing to do around that campfire last week.

hehehehe

[sinanju]

No! No! Get out your Edgar Cayce. “Land rising” is supposed to be one of his predicted catastrophes.

Of course, it’s not much and a little late for his timetable, but at least it’s something.

[null and void]

Thanks. Now I’m pretty sure he isn’t gay.

(Still open to him being bi)...

[dangus]

Ya gotta love that the researcher’s name is Berg.

[TYVets]

Giant moose spotted in New Brunswick http://webmail.aol.com/43735/aol/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=1.29127215&folder=Inbox&partId=3&a=71712&z=98226

Wanted to see the giant moose but link sent me to a screen that says:

No longer signed into AOL

I have not been signed into AOL since 1994

[PA Engineer]

Wow.



In a six month followup study geologists and economists report that it is not the most opportune time to buy beach front property in Homer.

[dangus]

Ya gotta love that the researcher’s name is Berg.

[Popman]

Scientists don't know exactly what caused the uplift. It would take an earthquake over magnitude 7 to cause an uplift that high, said Peter Haeussler, a geologist with the U.S. Geological Survey in Anchorage.

Well, I guess golly gee willikers, it wasn't a 7 magnitude earthquake after all since it wasn't recorded.

The older I get, the more I understand we know jack little about a lot of things. Half the stuff science says is the "truth" is simply their best WAG

[FrogMom]

Uplift ping!