Climatologists Baffled by Global Warming Time-Out

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,662092,00.html ^

[The Comedian]

If your religion states unequivocally that 1+1=5, you will be forever "baffled" as to why it always actually adds up to 2. Oh, and you'll be continuously so outraged at everyone who blasphemes your sacred sum of 5 by insisting that the outcome is actually 2 that you will call for a halt to all discussion of how addition works by the heretical "5 deniers".

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Let's Roll]

It’s because of the change in solar activity, ‘tards, or as I prefer to think of it “God is not mocked.”

[WKUHilltopper]

Cap and trade==nothing less than an excuse to tax the living #### out of you and micro manage the serfs.

[grayhog]

My new climate model based on the last 10 years of monthly satellite temperature data (that’s n=120 observations, statistically significant)shows that rising CO2 causes falling global temperatures. Can I have my Nobel prize now?

[Nevermore]

Exactly who is this moron "climatologist", who is "baffled" by this?? I am sick & tired of anonymous proclamations like this. Will the real Baffled Village Idiot please stand up?

This is like when Pres. BO makes remarks like "NOBODY thought..." No, not true, BO. YOU are The Ignorant One, and it's high time you owned up.

Follow the link and look at the chart. Note the sharp rise during the Great Depression? Must of been caused by that endless industrial expansion during the '30s. /sarc

[ApplegateRanch]

BREAKING NEWS! Lefties Baffled By Their Own Stench; Blame Deodorant

[Free_SJersey]

So when their predictions are right, they’re right, but when they’re wrong it only proves that they are right???????? I liked it better when they said we were heading for another ice age.

[SoldierDad]

I’d like to let Brigitte Bardot know that I am a member of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals).

[Old Professer]

Latif says scientists are not gamblers, earlier today, I put the current state of the hard-sell this way:

“I see a bright, green crap table in the middle of this enormous casino; around its thick, rich polished sides stand rows of spectators, all eyes on the passionate thrower at the player’s end of the field.

To his left is the steely-eyed keeper-of-the-game, handing out a seemingly endless stack of chips to the sweaty-browed player casting his dice as fast as his free hand can sling, while the other claw doubles down on every bet — taking time only to scribble another IOU to add to the growing pile.

He is the passionate ‘warmist’ come to play his final game, and the stakes are the house.

The fascinated spectators grow in number, knowing the very floor where they stand depends on the luck of the throw:

Will they walk away or will they tear down the house?”

Time to slink back in the shadows and await the next big game to paint, one card at a time.

[NormsRevenge]

when the ice never melts on the lakes in a few years, then let’s hear what they have to say.

natural cycles include massive sheets of ice covering large expanses of the earth occasionally.

celestial stuff happens.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks ApplegateRanch.

Climatalogists are puzzle why the average temperature has stopped rising over the past 10 years.

heh...

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[steelyourfaith]

Thanx !

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[LiberConservative]

They were wrong. They substituded science for a political agenda. Well, DUH!

"Rocket 'science'". Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[neverdem]

Latif, one of Germany's best-known climatologists, says that the temperature curve has reached a plateau. "There can be no argument about that," he says. "We have to face that fact."

Duh!

[Night Hides Not]

Pretty sad, when you think about it. The best reporting on global warming is coming from Germany, and the best reporting on Afghanistan is coming from England.

[Colvin]

she could have BOILED STEAK!