Posted on 12/16/2017 5:28:33 AM PST by x1stcav
YOU need to unwind BEFORE you get home.
Yeah, when I was married to the psycho-bitch our bedroom had his and her bathrooms.
I believe it was a major contributing factor in me sticking it our for eleven years.
Steam cleaning the toilet, my wife inadvertently destroyed the plastic coating on the seat.
I bought a new seat.
It has been engineered to address the problem. If just swiped, it will slowly lower its self.
Men and women are wired differently.
Mr Kitty is all male, but boy, does he do this to me. So that one swings both ways :-)
How bout the split tails lift it when they are done.
Matter cleared.
Then go ahead and marry you best male friend. I’m sure that will work out well
Corollary.
SHE: “It’s right there in the kitchen.” (The kitchen has 5 large appliances and 50 shelves within 22 cupboards.)
HE: “Where in the kitchen?”
SHE (leaving her chair): “Why can’t men ever find anything themselves?”
HE (under his breath): “Mission accomplished.”
I dated one gal, ALWAYS complained about a certain individual and situation at work.
One day she was in rare form. REALLY mad.
So after a few minutes (10-15) of letting her vent, I made a smart ass comment, to lighten the situation.
(It's what I do)
(I have a lot of experience at it)
(I'm extremely good at it)
(And I LIKE IT)
Well she went off like a thermonuclear bomb.
Her: "Why are you making jokes? I'm angry"
Me: "That's why I'm making jokes. To lighten your mood."
Her: "Don't make jokes. I WANT to be angry"
Me: "Great... You want to be angry? ... Call one of your girlfriends! ... You want to be in a good mood, then call me."
(At which point I hung up and didn't answer her calls for the rest of the night)
(I had seen some negative things with her, before that, but that opened my eyes to what I truly was in for. We went out maybe once after, then I BOLTED.)
Years ago, I saw a poster that said:
"Everybody brings joy into a room.
Some when they enter.
Others when they leave."
I TRY to bring joy with me, wherever I go.
I definitely don't want to hang around someone who constantly has a black cloud over their head.
Men must review the situation and determine the most efficient and sanitary way to use the commode.
Women just drop trou and back in without looking.
Of the 2, which is in error?
“It's a Man's world Dear so get over it,
Never ask for help, Look before you sit,
Your life is not your own,
and your place is at home,
It's a Man's world after all!”
EVERYONE SING!
I have tried to convey this to my wife, both subtlely and directly. "I don't care what happened to so and so when she went shopping." The response is usually "but I want to tell you." Ugh.
LOL. Its not that things do not have a home. Its that everything has a 1000 homes. ;o)
It's a two way street.
Yes, I agree with you.
Oh ....DOES THAT IRK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean like "talk"?
That goes two ways, too.
Mr. mm is forever moving things and then NEVER remembers where he left them.
EVER.
Even when it's his own stuff like his wallet, glasses, or phone.
And yet the same man can find an odd size screw that he saved 20 years ago that has been buried in the barn for those last 20 years.
Whooah, she's got a short memory. ;o)
Am I the only one married to a woman that does stuff FOR me, instead of to me?
For thos of you who’ve never seen it this you tube is appropriate to this thread and funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
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