LOL: Elizabeth Warren 'Proves' She's Native American and Buries Herself in New Problems

Townhall.com ^ | 10/15/2018 | Katie Pavlich

[Fiddlstix]

[Magnum44]

I cant tell you where. I don't know when. I don't know what the wigwam looked like. But I only had one beer and I know 100% I'm part Cherokee.

Sound familiar?

[Sergio]

It’s all in how you spin it.

Many, many,many generations ago, one of Elizabeth Warren’s Native-American ancestors decided it was more advantageous to be white.

Since then, not a single person in Sen. Warren’s lineage has sought out a return to their native heritage, choosing instead to marry only “white” people.

Native-Americans are saddened that Sen. Warren’s family tree has been so embarrassed by their Native-American heritage that they have only considered non-Native-Americans as their choice of spouse for so many generations.

[RayChuang88]

Well, that was the end of Warren’s 2020 Presidential run. :-)

[monkeyshine]

I like that phrase “genetic noise”. LOL. And it’s so true. Ridiculous to even comment on it. Some knowledge or experience with statistical analysis? Bio/Pharma studies? I never got past Trig in high school but learned a lot later in life reading about (as an apprentice) biopharma drug studies.

[SgtHooper]

She is actually a Na.ive American!

[skimbell]

"My family (including Fox News-watchers) sat together and talked about what they think of @realDonaldTrump’s attacks on our heritage..."

She and her family must have been passing the The Peace Pipe Bong while they were discussing this one.

[5th MEB]

Actually what this seems to prove is that if we tested every American family that has been in the United States for more than about 3 or 4 generations we are ALL NATIVE AMERICAN!

There is only 2 things people do well:
1: F#CK
and
2: FIGHT

[Publius]

She and her family must have been passing the The Peace Bong while they were discussing this one.

In the safety of their bong shelter.

[faithhopecharity]

a person who lies about themself...will lie about almost everything, imho

she’s put herself totally outside the race.
the DNC knows they have to come up with someone more credible, saleable to the American people (including to “native Americans”!!)

[El Cid]

Elizabeth Warren would be better served by claiming descent from Daughters of the American Revolution

Her ancestors probably faught for the Tories (...not that there is anything wrong with that...).

[\/\/ayne]

>>She obviously wants to be the first Native American president.

If memory serves, Calvin Coolidge already has that distinction.

Yes, his Lakota name was Wanblí Tokáhe, or “Leading Eagle.”

[5th MEB]

I recently read an article that said that most people have between 1% and 3% NEANDERTHAL genes in their makeup.
Does that make them a “SPECIAL” group of “MINORITY” folks?

[wardaddy]

The dna test did not compare to actual Native American dna

But rather to central and South American dna which should have continued in common markers

I have no clue why

[Magnum44]

What? you are only 1% to 3% Neandrethal?

[Hugh the Scot]

Corey will forever be The Distinguished Gentleman from Chumbawamba..

[Hugh the Scot]

https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/1048314037841383424

[JerryWest_44]

LOL -

The average Hispanic (~18%) & African American (1%) have more Native American blood than Warren has at most 1/64 and at least 1/1024. I believe to become a Cherokee citizen depending on the tribe you need somewhere greater than 1/16, 1/4 etc + to have shown proof of a direct ancestor to one member of the tribal rolls (e.g.Dawes Roll).

She barely has enough Native American blood to drive a Jeep Cherokee!

[arthurus]

She is a Cherokee by the ironclad characteristic that is proof now, that is that she self-identifies as such.

[FrdmLvr]

For being the world’s biggest idiot, Trump sure outsmarts them at every turn!