[Macho MAGA Man]

Maybe it died of a fentanyl overdose. I'm sure a Soros-funded D.A. will have to find a way to blame this death on Whites.

[youngidiot]

Horse died from monkey pox

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Hate to be a neigh sayer, but it seems when they trot out these pony-faced lies, they’re just a trojan horse for the upcoming political camp town races.

[Jewbacca]

I suspect insurance fraud.

[elpadre]

check the insurance - well bred race horses have large policies.

[ought-six]

I was sure this was a Babylon Bee article.

[immadashell]

Last words were, “I can’t breathe!”

[Palio di Siena]

I don’t know but I’ve been told
If the horse don’t pull - you have to carry the load

[Pilsner]

If the horse had just been gelded, perhaps its suicide.

[Pilsner]

If the horse had just been gelded, perhaps its suicide.

[Celtic Conservative]

Black people and thier their poor spelling...

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[PAR35]

Horse committed suicide when it looked around and saw part of the left hind leg was - dare I say it - white.

(And yes, I know the proper name for the white area on that horse is “sock”, but I was afriad I might confuse the city folk on here).

[GnuThere]

The horse kept whinnying that he couldn’t breathe.

[Farmerbob]

[...unresponsive and lying still...]

If I woke to find someone had cut my balls off that would pretty much be what I would be doing.

[Bob434]

Yeah right- the horse committed suicide because it hated it’s stupid name

[taxesareforever]

I heard it really was a zebra.

[taxesareforever]

Paging Attorney General Garland. Something fishy with this horsy. Maybe monkeypox.

[mad_as_he$$]

Horse die from all kinds of things. Stress from a trailer ride, anesthesia, 100+ degree heat cause all kinds on maladies in them.