Posted on 12/31/2022 7:13:11 PM PST by NetAddicted
Jack has a penis. Janet has a penis. How many boys are there?
One.
I graduated high school in 2005, and we didn’t exactly have word problems either. It was, “here’s your formula and your variables, do it.”
This is just... Pathetic.
2. If Jackie flies 10,051 miles to Thailand to show her new penis piercings to girly boys at an underground club, 1,087 miles to India to meet a genderqueer nonbinary she met on Tinder, then 1,789 miles to Tel Aviv for the Pride Parade, how many miles has Jackie flown?
3. If Veronica pays $44.52 for special undergarments to suppress her bulge for drag queen story hour, $67.98 for a fabulous green sequinned wig, and $35.88 for a plus-sized bra filled with heavy foam, then how much will Veronica have spent to prepare for drag queen story hour?
RE: I’m old enough to remember when they just wanted to be left alone in the bedroom.
From Leonard Cohen song “Everybody Knows”
about the government’s meter on your bed....
And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it’s moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there’s gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
These people are scum and should be eliminated. If Americans started dealing out true justice all this BS would stop.
Gosh, if we adopt this policy will that mean math is no longer racist?
Their goal is to sexualize and groom children for sexual activity with pedophiles.
I took algebra 1 and 2, and I don’t remember ever hearing about math, the way these clowns are talking about it. 🤗
I am sure that is true.
I have inclusive word problems:
“If a sex change costs $150,000 in 2021 and 250,000 in 2023, what was the official inflation?
A.) 4.7%
B.) 6.8%
C.) 8.7%
D.) Conspiracy theorist”
E.) Trumps fault
“Paula is dying of prostate cancer and wants to distribute her $100,000 saved to the ASPCA, Amnesty International, and Glaad. If all three get an equal amount, how much should Glaad receive?
A.) $40,000
B.) $50,000
C.) $60,000
D.) Homophobic
E.) Men can have babies
“Riley, Sam, Pat, Kai, Finn, and Alex are at a playground in a sandbox on a hot summer day. If the girls decide to go to the swings, how many boys would be left playing in the sandbox?
A.) 0 they are all girls
B.) 6 they are all boys
C.) 3 egalitarian distribution
D.) Sexist
E.) Climate change”
Thanks for the laugh. Red wine coming out my nose. Way past my bedtime.
Happy New Year!
Laby
What is it with this ilk that is obsessed with sticking things into places it doesn’t belong ?
He minus his still equal him.
I suppose their next crusade will be against computer science, wanting all computers to be non-binary.
Algebra hit hardest. No X and no Y. We are foolish if we continue to allow the federalized education system to run afoul of reason.
I use to design flight control systems for aircraft. Specializing in wing systems (ailerons, flaps, fowler flaps, flaperons, etc....). I demand every LGBTQWTF thug pushing this perversion to fly on a plane with flight controls I design using exclusively LGBTQWTF mathematics and engineering principals provided to me by the LGBTQWTF overlords. I will even pay for their tickets.
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