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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
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Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott
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I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle. This one is from me though :)
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01/19/2003 10:10:11 AM PST
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To: LadyShallott
LOL...All day long my husband tells me about news events hoping he SCOOPS me. Of course, he never does. The conversation always ends with.."I've already read in on Free Republic dear, but good try!"
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:11:08 AM PST
by
Hildy
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To: LadyShallott
You trying to tell me something hun :)
To: LadyShallott
Your wife attends a Christmas party by herself and when people ask her, "where's your husband"? She replies, "he had some freeping to catch up on."
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01/19/2003 10:18:46 AM PST
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slimer
To: LadyShallott
ROFL
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01/19/2003 10:22:16 AM PST
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To: LadyShallott
And a carefully positioned mirror by the computer so I can watch television (Fox News), the children, and the front door without having to turn around.
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:23:29 AM PST
by
blackdog
To: chance33_98
WHEW! For a minute there, I thought your wife had a camera in my house! CHEERS!
To: blackdog
One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds!
To: Thisiswhoweare
One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds! The wife is sitting at her computer laughing at me :) I thought I was the only one that did that....
To: LadyShallott
Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk at my house that also means fighting over who gets control of the mouse while eating!
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:44:36 AM PST
by
knak
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.")
To: LadyShallott; chance33_98
I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle.
I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-)
You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says Hold on, I need to take a shower.
This was my favorite
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:45:06 AM PST
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CounterCounterCulture
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To: CounterCounterCulture
I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-) multiple-personality disorder - I am either offline or online :) I don't think I know the name of any TV shows on the air right now, except sponge-bob (or sponge bot as my daughter calls him). I miss the days of Twin peaks....
To: chance33_98
I miss the days of Twin peaks....
Loooooved that first season.
"She's dead...wrapped in plastic"
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01/19/2003 10:53:06 AM PST
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CounterCounterCulture
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To: CounterCounterCulture
Loooooved that first season. I have that on DVD, still waiting on the other seasons. It was the best of them but even the later seasons were better then anything else on TV then (also liked picket fences).
To: LadyShallott
When you only have sex during the quorom calls on C-span 2.....
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posted on
01/19/2003 11:20:50 AM PST
by
ken5050
To: LadyShallott
Hey...I resemble that remark!!!
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posted on
01/19/2003 11:55:55 AM PST
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The Duke
To: LadyShallott
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posted on
01/19/2003 12:00:57 PM PST
by
Dubya
To: LadyShallott
You know you're married to a Freeper when...
He writes an opus when he quits a job.
When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.
He never reads Mark Steyn columns in the newspaper because he's already seen them on FR.
You express sympathy for a liberal argument and he says, "Oh, come on, Ash."
He can tell you all the things that are wrong with DU, even though he's never been there.
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