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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
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Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott
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To: sweetliberty
"a 2 FReeper household could be very stimulating and even exciting".
At least they would understand why you aren't coming to bed!
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posted on
03/09/2003 12:15:05 PM PST
by
TheLion
To: TheLion
Let's face it. Single FReepers are pretty much confined to other FReepers as potential partners if we want any real companionship and understanding. I have sometimes felt sorry for the non-FReeper spouses of FReepers who have come to our meetings. They sometimes look as if they would prefer to be having a root canal. LOL!
And then there is the knowing of the plight of other FReeper spouses. The day we FReeped XXX42 parsy told us about a little problem he left his poor wife at home to deal with so he could get to the FReep. Seems their sewer had backed up and overflowed the bathroom and beyond. Now if both of them had been FReepers, it would have been dealt with when they got back or they would have called a plumber and left a neighbor the key to the house to let him in. I told parsy that day that he'd better go home with flowers, candy and a blank check. Come to think of it, I never did hear how that turned out.
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posted on
03/09/2003 12:25:28 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: Hildy
The conversation always ends with.."I've already read in on Free Republic dear, but good try!"My wife use to try to tell me about a news event she heard during the day and after she said the first sentence, I would finish the story for her with every minute detail.
Now she comes home and just says, "well what's going on in the world today"? And I say, "what subject are you interested in hearing about honey"? LOL
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posted on
03/09/2003 12:38:59 PM PST
by
slimer
To: .30Carbine; Cyber Liberty
"More like: You know you are married to a FReeper when your first words on arriving home from work are, 'Honey, did you get my ping?' or 'Honey, did you see my post?'"Are all FReeper couples alike? Sometimes I forget to say "Honey," and end up saying "Cyber."
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posted on
03/09/2003 2:10:15 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: sweetliberty
We have a network connection here. It can sometimes get hysterical. We FReep back to back. We're constantly sliding back and forth to see which threads were both on.
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posted on
03/09/2003 2:26:18 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
Sounds hysterical. I can imagine it, too easily I'm afraid. LOL!
186
posted on
03/09/2003 2:29:11 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: LadyShallott
You know you might be a FReeper when you ask your kids what time it is and they answer:
TIME TO BOMB SADDAM!
To: Joe Bonforte
When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed. I keep a laptop with a wireless card on in the bathroom... I can stay in there for hours!
To: LadyShallott
Bump for the wife
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posted on
04/24/2003 10:39:24 AM PDT
by
chance33_98
(www.hannahmore.com -- Shepherd Of Salisbury Plain is online, more to come! (my website))
To: LadyShallott
Bump for fun :)
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posted on
04/11/2004 9:46:21 AM PDT
by
chance33_98
(Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
To: netmilsmom
ping :)
191
posted on
04/11/2004 9:47:22 AM PDT
by
chance33_98
(Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
To: TheMom; Squantos
I forgot about this thread!
I found this too, originally posted by Squantos:
An Old Cherokee describes an experience going on inside himself....
It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.
This same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, Which wolf will win?
The old Cherokee simply replied, The one you feed.
Stay Safe !
posted on 08/22/2003 10:13 PM PDT by Squantos
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posted on
04/14/2004 9:46:55 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(That the bright star of Texas shall never be dim while her soil boasts a son to raise rifle or limb.)
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