I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle. This one is from me though :)
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To: LadyShallott
..when he won't come to dinner until all the "New Posts To You" have been answered, argued and re-argued, until late into the early morning hours.
To: LadyShallott; MadIvan
You know you are DATING a Freeper when he calls you (or text messages you) when you are out clubbing with your girlfriends to tell you the latest breaking news! :-)
38 posted on
01/19/2003 1:24:43 PM PST by
Happygal
To: LadyShallott
Brilliant!!!
May I add to this??
They know "who" and "What" a clymer is.
They have forgotten the real way to spell Whorealdo.
To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When
....you have to do a 'Search' to find out where they are at!
To: LadyShallott
Every day I say to spouse: "I just read this article about BLAHBLAH & it said BLAHBLAH." I never read newspapers. He knows the article was on FR. My Newspaper of Record. :)
To: LadyShallott
He corrects the spelling on his childrens' homework from "Hitler" to "Hitlery"!
46 posted on
01/19/2003 2:04:07 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Someone left the cake out in the rain I dont think that I can take it coz it took so long to bake it)
To: LadyShallott
You know you're a Freeper when ...
Your boss reads your report and asks what </sarcasm> means.
47 posted on
01/19/2003 2:13:37 PM PST by
gitmo
("The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain." GWB)
To: LadyShallott
...he quotes part of everything you say when replying to you.
...when you're fighting, and he tries to say something nasty, it comes out 'Comment removed by moderator'.
...in restaurants, after the chocolate mousse is described by the waiter, he asks if it comes with cheese.
To: LadyShallott
I told my husband last night I needed to talk to him that it was "series" he cracked up laughing.
Nothing like two member Freeper households.
50 posted on
01/19/2003 3:24:21 PM PST by
Brytani
(You say I'm a conservative like it's a bad thing)
To: LadyShallott
Great post.(and I am "busted" too! ha ha)
I take my year and a half old grandson to my stand up poster of Pres Bush, and am teaching him to say, " I love George Bush."
ps...my 8x10 of Pres Bush is in my bedroom!
*salute!*
To: LadyShallott
Your spouse calls you with a
"turn Rush on now" alert, and you don't understand the fuss, because it's already old news.
It's 12:05 PM Eastern Standard time, do you know where your spouse is?
Attempting to finish reading all of the next days news that Kattracks and John Huang II are fighting to post first.
53 posted on
01/19/2003 5:22:33 PM PST by
Katya
To: LadyShallott
56 posted on
01/19/2003 8:36:21 PM PST by
perfect stranger
(not always right, but NEVER left.)
To: LadyShallott
You know he's a FREEPER when he first sees the morning news he says "THEY JUST DON'T GET IT YET".
To: LadyShallott
LOL! I must say some of your list rings true to me! Have you been peeking? :-)
To: LadyShallott
The husband is never in the dog house any more, he's been BANNED!
Leni
To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When
. . . your chick's name starts with some variation of "Xen."
63 posted on
01/19/2003 10:53:59 PM PST by
Xenalyte
To: Mago
Ping, thought you might like this!
66 posted on
01/22/2003 5:41:25 AM PST by
chance33_98
(The left has left it's senses)
To: Centurion2000; JohnGalt; Slipjack; SauronOfMordor; EternalHope; cpdiii; taxed2death; cake_crumb; ...
Ping for fun!
67 posted on
01/22/2003 5:52:19 AM PST by
chance33_98
(The left has left it's senses)
To: LadyShallott; Big Giant Head
Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk Is this BAD???? LOL! Ping for the spouses :-)
68 posted on
01/22/2003 8:25:43 AM PST by
Marie Antoinette
(Sitting in my well broken in computer chair)
To: .30Carbine
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.Thirty!!! ... Honey!
KISSES HUGS KISSES
69 posted on
03/07/2003 10:30:51 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Let the left wingers whine - it's what they do.)
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