Found: Queen Nefertiti's Mummy

The Sunday Times (UK) ^ | 6-8-2003 | Jack Grinston

[aruanan]

So...... Whadayathink?

They got the "tattered mummy" part right.

[7 x 77]

Today's foxxy Mid-East Queen.

[fightu4it]

They say the concept of female beauty changes over the years. I would suggest that a woman with her features has always been considered a knock-out.

[Skywalk]

Everything above the mouth, yeah.

But what's with her mouth?!

Sorry, Laurie Dhue and Lauren Green have normal mouths, therefore I find them more attractive.

And can Jen stop that shoulder-shimmy, what's da dill wit that?

[Skywalk]

You know people like to bash Hillary, and I do too, but you have to admit she has a nice facial structure. In her younger days, had she not been a militant fem, she probably would have some beautiful pictures left over.

[Tribune7]

Found: Queen Nefertiti’s mummy

Now all they have to do is find her daddy and they will be a family once again.

[ezo4]

I absolutly hate websites that play stupid music right away- Thanks

[Batrachian]

Sorry, just a little play on names. Rigby Reardon was the detective played by Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.

A poor joke, but a great movie.

[7 x 77]

Jennifer Eccleston's pouty mouth with glossy lipstick and her swivelling head are what puts her over the top. How many can combine tough, smart career woman with flirty, airhead girl -- I can't take my eyes off her.

And how about when she was reporting at 2 am from Aman Jordan in that white, fluffy coat with the wind blowing her long blond hair -- oh, yes!

[Straight Vermonter]

I think this is probably closer.

[freedumb2003]

>>So, it takes 3500 years to find and identify Nefertiti, so why the rush with Saddam and Bin Laden? <<

They're looking for WMD's:

Women Mummies Decomposing

[7 x 77]

[fish hawk]

Better not let Slick Willy see that mummy. He will try to jump her bones. Remember the mummy he looked at and made a lewd remark? Someone of you may have that in your files.

[fightu4it]

"And how about when she was reporting at 2 am from Aman Jordan in that white, fluffy coat with the wind blowing her long blond hair -- oh, yes!"

Oh, yes! Why shouldn't the ladies on Fox look as feminine as they want. What great joy after 30+ years of looking at these cropped headed, no make-up, shrill leftist types that have dominated the scene. I'm seeing more dresses and fewer pants too. I love it!

[Skywalk]

She's definitely good-looking, but it's almost like she has a nerve condition in her lower face.

Her mouth is crooked or something.
And no glossy lipstick.

[strela]

Famous Last Quotes:

"Not tonight, its my pyramid." - Queen Nefertiti

[7 x 77]

more dresses and fewer pants too

Wow, when is that on!!

[carlo3b]

So, she was his step-mother and also his mother-in-law. And, he actually married a half-sister.

GEEEZE  This isn't funny... DUH... With my palm hitting my forehead
..... it is therefore possible they are Arkansians!!.. ;)

[StACase]

I absolutly hate websites that play stupid music right away- Thanks

I put "I'm My Own Grandpa" into my trusty search engine, and that's the first one that popped up. You don't like it! ....... :-)

[StACase]

I think this is probably closer.

Probably closer?! You nailed it!