Heard on the news this morning that Her Majesty will be at the Wal-Mart in Fairfax, Virginia next Wednesday for a book signing. Someone should make the ultimate sacrifice, buy her book and wait in line for her signature. When you get up there ask her to sign it to Juanita B., or Monica L., or Kathleen W., or Jennifer F. Or better yet, just have her sign it, "To all the girls I loved before."