The Party of Death vs. The Party of Slow Suicide Exclusive commentary by Patrick Rooney Sep 15, 2003 Once upon a time, there were essentially two political parties in America—the Democrats, the party of the blue-collar man; and the Republicans, the party of the white-collar man. Two parties, two visions, yet both American. Today, there are still two major parties in America—the Democrats, the party of death, and the Republicans, the party of slow suicide. The names may have remained the same, but the times, they have a--changed. My parents were “New Deal” Democrats—they believed that Franklin Roosevelt and his...