Bummer.
I tried to run a search, even on the Wayback Machine and I came up empty.
The article was from 1-22-2002 (timblair.blogspot.com), but I could only find 1-19-2002 at the Wayback Machine - but then a big gap until March...
I'd print the whole routine here - but I only know how to convert Word Text (which is how I copied it back in 2002) to html by brute force (adding in the various html commands on each sentence), and that would take too long.
Oh well, it was actually a pretty funny routine, but not worth the time to dig out or convert.
If you want to try digging, look for 1-22-2002 timblair.blogspot.com. Other key phrases would be Richard Reid, Shoeboy. But just to get a few chuckles, not really worth the effort.