“SweetiePalm encased me in Reynolds Wrap for the third time this year.”
That’s funny! Reminds me of my short-lived time as a HipHop artist. Trying to be outrageous, I dressed all in clear plastic.
The act was billed as Saran Rap.
“Since Tolkien was a highly educated linguist I’ll side with him over Disney.”
Reasonable. I seem to remember, however, reading Tolkien back in the day that he changed the grammar/spelling deliberately, I think it was to give it a fantasy flavour, differentiate Middle Earth from reality, or something. It was a long time ago and I could be mistaken.
He did seem like a fan of The Who, though. After all, didn’t his tree creatures communicate via Ent whistles?