"the church is trying to tie G-d's hands on the matter. It doesn't matter what He wants. Sad, really..."
Not so. For the LDS faithful, God has made a proclamation on polygamy. Thus the church no longer condones or endorses polygamy in any form. Those that do are ex-communicated and are not allowed fellowship with the church any longer.
As for them trying to secretly bring it back, what nonsence.