What Dirty Harry speculated today's Kerry statement might've said:
10. That Ghengis Khan stuff in 71...? It was bull shit. 9. I've turned myself over to authorities for killing the man who recommended John Edwards... 8. Wanna buy a huntin' jacket? Only wore it once... 7. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Mary Cheney's a lesbian. Happy New Year. 6. My position on Iraq is... 5. I'm introducing a bill to eliminate the electoral college and put exit polls in it's place. 4. It's true; Keith Olbermann and I have been seeing each other... 3. It appears as though King County Washington has found 119,001 Ohio absentee ballots behind a printing press... 2. I will be spending this Christmas in Cambodia. So, you can all stop your snickering. 1. In prepapration for my 2008 presidential bid I will now use the words "evil" and "terrorist" in the same sentence...
I spent 4 days in NY a couple years ago. I dreaded it cuz I'm a country boy. It was for business but it got cancelled and I was stuck there. It was 4 of the best days of my life. I loved the city. Seeing the hole that was the WTC was more moving than you can imagine, but it's a beautiful vibrant city and I plan to move there for a couple years just to take it completely in.