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So with Obama taking office in 2009, don your Nostradamus cloak and post your prediction for quotes from Obama over the next four years. Here are mine: "... no, I said I would TRY to give voters a ... uh ... middle class tax cut ... uh ... but this is all semantics. What we promised was to .... uh ... provide relief and our ... uh ... proposals to improve the environment, provide universal health care, uh, reduce greenhouse gases will ..." " ... well uh look we all uh know about Joe, but I want to ensure the...

Concerns Raised about Palin and PMS September 3, 2008 As McCain's choice of Sarah Palin for vice president continues to be engulfed in controversy, new questions have been raised about her fitness for office. “The fact that Sarah Palin has just given birth, shows that she is still menstruating,” explained noted feminist author Nola Wright. “Because of that, once of month she will suffer cramping, mood swings, and adopt a temperament that may be unsuitable for public office.” “There’s indeed a reason for concern, “ said Dr. Karen Karlson of Seattle, Washington. “’That Time of the Month’ is a difficult...

(Monday, August 4, 2008) In a widely-anticipated speech in Lansing today, presumptive Democrat nominee Barack Obama advocated the repeal of the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. "President Bush has had 8 years to solve our energy crisis and he has done nothing." claimed Senator Obama, "On my very first day in office, I will sign an executive order repealing the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics".The law, orginally proposed by Sadi Carnot in 1824, states that in any closed system, entropy will increase until it reaches an equilibrium at which point no further useful work can be obtained."Let this be the hour, that...