FRESNO, Calif. An attempt to steal some items inside a car didn't work out very well for this car burglar. A security guard in Fresno called police when he heard a banging noise coming from the inside of a trunk early Sunday morning. When authorities arrived, they expected to find a victim locked inside the trunk. Instead they found what a spokesman for the Fresno County Sheriff's Department describes as -- quote -- "the dumbest criminal of the day." Apparently the clumsy burglar popped the lock on the trunk, crawled inside and ransacked its contents. But when he tried to...