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"You are bidding on the exclusive license to send this letter to any or all of the contacts in any or all of your email address books, any number of times. This license is unlimited, and also includes all rights in all markets and media. Copyright will be transferred to the successful bidder. "As we all know, if you forward any “pass along” email to people in your address book, then they pass it on to people in theirs, within 36 hours it reaches everyone in the world. Then it starts over. Most people are terminally sick of this trash...

NEW WAY TO CAR JACK (NOT A JOKE) Please keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car, and get inside. Then you start the engine and shift into REVERSE, and you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space and you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window.

WHERE TO BUY YOUR GAS. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW.READ ON-- Why didn't George W. think of this? Gas rationing in the 80's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even be good for us! The Saudis are boycotting American goods. We should return the favor. An interesting thought it to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up the car, you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia. Just buy from gas companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis. Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling thatevery time I...

A new chain letter is being forwarded by e-mail claiming that Microsoft and AOL have joined in a beta-test of a new e-mail tracking system that will track all forwarded mail.  The supposed intent is to find a way to cut down on spam and viruses.  It also promises to pay thousands of dollars to all participants in the beta-test during the 30 day trial.   Now get this - it was forwarded to me by a former software tech who should have known better.  There's no way to track forwarded e-mails.   How lame is this.  Some people will fall for...

Received this email today: I'm an attorney, and I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago. Dear Friends, Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remain s the most widely...