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  • Drunk Aussie parrots falling from sky

    06/03/2010 1:15:16 PM PDT · by Willie Green · 21 replies · 822+ views
    TNT Magazine ^ | June 3, 2010 | TNT
    It seems that the natives of Australia's Northern Territory have found a species as a rowdy and intoxicated as they are. ‘Drunk’ red-collared lorikeets have been found stumbling around, falling out of trees, or simply passed out after being struck down by a mystery illness which causes them to display classic signs of human drunkenness. The parrots are said stumble around and are very uncoordinated. Some have been found with their heads under paper, apparently trying to block the world out. They also appear to suffer hangovers – including headaches, disorientation, lethargy, and general unhappiness – sometimes for several months....
  • ‘I think his goose is cooked’: Kerry dead last in poll (20th out of 20)

    11/28/2006 12:45:01 AM PST · by raccoonradio · 61 replies · 1,769+ views
    Boston Herald ^ | 11/28/06 | Dave Wedge
    John F. Kerry’s dead-last ranking in a poll of 2008 White House contenders has pundits saying he’s down for the count, but the beleaguered senator’s camp insists he’s still in the fight - and that’s no joke. The Quinnipiac University popularity rankings - based on interviews with 1,600 voters - come as Kerry struggles to recover from his “botched” attempt at humor when he made a reference to soldiers serving in Iraq. Kerry ranked 20th out of 20 politicians, lagging far behind a slew of Democrats expected to seek the party’s 2008 nomination. Tops among Democrats was Sen. Barack Obama...
  • ZOT this Fashist!

    02/08/2006 12:53:07 PM PST · by fingerlakestennesee · 197 replies · 7,796+ views
    LIVE FREE FROM FASHISTS!
    In this war freedom should come first not after! In New Hampshire the Motto is Live free or Die! I don't need Bush spying on law abiding americans and taking our freedoms. Anyone who surrenders a square inch of freedom to the government in the name of saftey is a traitor and should be treated like one! Let the Bush Fashists all drop dead! Filthy Commys! LET FREEDOM RING!
  • Mystery of Bin Laden’s year of silence

    12/29/2005 11:01:58 AM PST · by billorites · 98 replies · 3,581+ views
    Daily Times Pakistan ^ | December 29, 2005 | Habib Trebelsi
    Bin Laden has not been heard of since a December 27, 2004 audiotape in which he anointed Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Iraq’s most wanted man, as Al Qaeda’s leader in the war-torn country HE has not issued any public statement all year. Speculation has grown over his influence, health and even possible death. Where is the Western world’s most wanted man, Osama Bin Laden? The Al Qaeda leader’s period of silence is the longest since the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States, offering no clues to the whereabouts or fate of a man who this year appears to have...
  • I need help with my turn page paper on the collapse of communism

    04/30/2004 10:13:23 AM PDT · by johnmartineu · 381 replies · 5,673+ views
    myself | 4/30 | johnmartineu, author of the NY Times bestseller, "kittens ripped my turn page paper"
    Hi! My name is John Martineu. Im 18 and a student of Dover high School in Dover Delaware. I have been assigned a final term project. We are to do a 20 page turn paper on different subjects. I am doing one on the collapse of communism. Since you coservatives know alot about this, I was wondering if you could help me out. First Id like to know what communism is and how it is different from socialism? Second I would also like to know about why Russia collapsed. Third could you tell me why you refer to certain people...
  • Casper man accused of stealing valuable macaw ("I'd like to return this parrot!")

    08/09/2003 6:59:53 PM PDT · by mhking · 16 replies · 266+ views
    CASPER -- A man accused of breaking into a home and trying to steal a macaw valued at $10,000 faces charges of burglary and interfering with a police officer. Frank Duke Hoffman, 43, allegedly entered the home of macaw owner Suzy DiVita on Monday but was frightened off. DiVita said later that Hoffman called her and told her he had the bird and it was dead, according to police. Divita said her children found the bird wrapped in a towel inside a washing machine. The bird, named Rocky, was unharmed. Police said they went to Hoffman's home and he allegedly...
  • Why Administration Mod in 2004?

    06/04/2003 10:17:52 AM PDT · by upheaval · 105 replies · 1,062+ views
    <p>Wherever Administration Moderator went, he was greeted by huge, enthusiastic crowds of cheering people – people as far as the eye could see - reaching out to Administration Moderator and he reaching back at every opportunity. Administration Moderator has got the right stuff, he loved being with the FReepers and the FReepers loved being with Administration Moderator. There is a genuine connection between the Moderator and his message and the FReepers. Administration Moderator could capture the presidency in 2004!</p>
  • ZOT! [Prime example of sleeper accounts: AM]

    02/24/2003 9:54:51 AM PST · by noninterventionist · 263 replies · 1,128+ views
    February 21, 2003
  • Predictions for 2003 ("FreeRepublic.com will collapse")

    01/15/2003 11:08:17 AM PST · by Little Timmie · 101 replies · 1,630+ views
    ...Freerepublic.com will collapse under the sheer weight of the stupidity generated there daily. It will be reborn as Fascists-R-Us.com....
  • ZOT!!!

    12/22/2002 8:54:15 AM PST · by John Quest · 24 replies · 441+ views
    12.22.2002
  • Zot

    12/06/2002 12:59:49 PM PST · by walkin in a freeper wonderland · 206 replies · 2,017+ views