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In response to the outrageous and undercovered national security scandal involving Sandy Berger, Bill Bennett is holding a song contest to shine the light on this. Having created a few political parodies, I thought I would give it a try. I'll bring the 34 songs I did this week into this thread either one at a time or in small groups. I hope you will find something you like. Sandy Berger Lies Contest Rules 1. Write lyrics to an already existing song, or song you write yourself, that tells the story of the Sandy Berger archives scandal. E.g., "Sandy Berger...

What was the deal with Arianna putting this on her blog? MIDI - DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW Do your ears hang low, are they hanging too far down Do some people say that you look just like a circus clown Would you punch me in the nose if you are mocked in song and prose Well, do your ears hang low Are your ears too big, do they throw your balance off And if you fall down while walking, would many people scoff Would you punch me in the nose if you are mocked in song and prose Well,...

JOIN THE SINGING ON YOUTUBE MIDI - HANG ON SLOOPY Hanging Saddam...Saddam Hussein Hanging Saddam...will he feel pain? Saddam Hussein, as you check out, you will not hear us cry 'Cause you caused 1.3 million people to die You were evil as a leader could be It should be televised for us all to see Go get the popcorn Hanging Saddam...Saddam Hussein Hanging Saddam...will he feel pain? If they chose to give him the shredder, I'd like that the most I hope that eBay has Saddam's image on toast They're hanging Saddam...ha ha ha ha They're hanging Saddam...ha ha...

*** MOCKING CASTRO ON YOUTUBE *** MIDI - WEEKEND IN NEW ENGLAND Weekend at Castro's is like Bernie's deal We're seeing the photo, but is that thing real Some questions are being asked...what's been revealed And as they sit there and wonder Down in Miami...they want to know it for sure If he has reached room temperature He is a tyrant who's killed many men And Hollywood has been too kind with its pen They all will mourn when they can't see him again And as they sit here and wonder Down in Miami...they want to know it for...

MOCKING THE SHEIKH ON YOUTUBE MIDI - THREE BLIND MICE Bye, blind sheikh...bye, blind sheikh Heading to hell...not hard to tell He hit the towers in '93 He's less than subhuman, we all can see He won't like where he'll spend his eternity Bye, bye, blind sheikh...bye, blink sheikh Bye, blind sheikh...bye, blind sheikh Lynne says good-bye...she's set to cry Lynne Stewart's passing some notes for you Her country she really was pleased to screw She's rotting in jail and getting her due Bye, bye, blind sheikh...bye, blink sheikh Bye, blind sheikh...bye, blind sheikh We'll celebrate...isn't it great You'll...

MIDI - SEND IN THE CLOWNS I want that game...PlayStation game But I know that I don't dare buy in my name I'll send my aide WalMart is bad...so very bad By management the employees all are had I'll send an aide...one of my aides I want to be the president But if I shop there I know it's something you'll resent I must be sneaky, that really is quite evident I'll send an aide...one of my aides That game is great...I just can't wait But if I'm caught, I know it will seal my fate So I'll send...

MOCKING PELOSI ON YOUTUBE MIDI - MASTER OF THE HOUSE Something is wrong...so very wrong...somebody's got to put it to song So here I am...it's late at night...this woman makes it easy to write She's a moonbat loon with a far left tune...it looks like she just might get us all killed soon Speaker of the House...skin tight as a drum...now the trouble for our country's just begun Terrorists are pleased...she will be their gal...they know that they couldn't find a better pal She is known as San Fran Nancy...for her you hear Howard scream The guys in towels...

PRESENTED ON YOUTUBE MIDI - IMAGINE - 2nd version Imagine no more warriors…it’s easy if you try Without our weapons…poor Arabs would not die Imagine all us marching…there’d be love and peace Imagine no right wingers…who always want a war They’re so d*mn patriotic…I do not know what for Imagine if Osama…knew we would not fight You-ou-ou-ou-ou…might say I’m an airhead But I’m not the only one Come on, I think you should join us Our Utopia’s begun Well, wait here just one second…what the heck do I see Here come ten million Arabs…I think they might kill me...

WAY TO GO, GUYS!!! MOCK JOHN KERRY ON YOUTUBE MIDI - WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD We don’t know what John Kerry knows…every spelling test we blow He is just as smart as he can be…that’s ‘cause he has an advanced degree But there’s one thing that’s very clear…that we all volunteered to be here And we never will turn on own We remember Vietnam and slurs…how could anyone call him sir He became the enemy’s good friend…come on, Johnny, don’t pretend But there’s one thing that’s very clear…we all volunteered to be here And we never will turn on own...

MIDI - IT NEVER RAINS IN CALIFORNIA Kerry shot his foot in Southern California First he shot it, then he stuffed it down in his mouth What a fool in California...Democrats, we warn ya Look south...your polls head south He could not resist in Southern California I think maybe Karl Rove is whom he will blame A special trip off to California...but, you Dems, we warn ya In flames...you'll go in flames John Kerry labeled troops murderers...go check out his long record, we are sure Trash talking our guys he won't defer...send this traitor home He couldn't behave in...

This is an historic day. JOIN THE SING-ALONG ON YOUTUBE Hillary Rodham Clinton U.S. Senator / U.S. First Lady Name at birth: Hillary Diane Rodham The wife of President Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton was elected to the U.S. Senate in 2000, becoming the first First Lady ever elected to national office. After graduating from Wellesley College in 1969, Hillary Rodham went to Yale Law School, where she met Clinton, a fellow student. She served as a staff attorney for the Children's Defense Fund and was also on the congressional Impeachment Inquiry staff in 1974, at the tail end of...

WATCH THE VIDEO TELL THE STORY On April 7, 2006, Hillary Clinton had her counsel, David Kendall, present her declaration to the court in the civil case Paul v. Clinton. Not surprisingly, she lied in her first sentence when she claimed to have met Peter Paul in 2000. She actually met him in 1993 at an event she will never forget. Peter represented Fabio at the time. He arranged for a private meeting. In the room were Peter, Bill, Hillary, Danny DiVito, Dom DeLuise, and a WH photographer. Fabio chased Hillary around the room. She squatted on the floor...

SEE THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ON YOUTUBE The above link will give you the questions and answers. Here are some of the things the press has refused to ask: - how many fraudulent reports has Hillary filed? - how much did Hillary claim was given by Stan Lee? - who vowed to the WASHINGTON POST that she would take no money from Peter Paul? - what dictator was ripped off by Paul and patriotic associates for $8.7 million? - what game did the Clinton family play after the gala as they discussed the excitement of Bill going to work...

FReepers, we need your help immediately for the documentary, HILLARY CLINTON: The Fraudulent Senator? We are trying to get a short roughcut version of the film in a New York theatre just before the election. We specificially need help from someone who can deliver a new demand letter from Peter Paul to Hillary's office --- either in NY or DC -- and get the delivery on film. We will use the clip and mention you in the credits. Hey, we'll even give you a box of DVDs. By failing to properly declare the in-kind donation, the donation became illegal. She...

Watch the production on YouTube MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma") Mary Jo, come for a drive with me With the wind in our hair we'll feel free I have all the power of two hundred horses We will have a fun time, you will see Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile You are making my dingy quiver I am hoping you will deliver I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop...

Are you ready to sing? The Islamofascists will not like this at all. WHO PUT THE HAM IN MOHAMMED? Finally, the question is answered. Who put the ham in MoHAMmed? Who put the sausage under the prophet's pillow? I'd like to shake his hand.

Dateline: Hollywood, California May 23, 2006 The Kodak Theatre crowd was treated to great entertainment this evening by the two 2006 American Idol finalists, Katherine McPhee and Taylor Hicks. Although it would have been more enjoyable to be on the floor, the mezzanine was still okay. One of my personal highlights of the evening was that I was in the Kodak Theatre, the home of the Oscars, and the stinking anti-American leftist scumbags like Alec Baldwin and Julia Roberts were not in the building. I was a little queasy however, knowing that they had been there recently. Judging by crowd...

HILLARY CLINTON KNEW ABOUT THE RAPE: HEAR JUANITA BROADDRICK by Mia T, 01.13.06 Given the silence from the West Wing, Mrs. Broaddrick this week sought answers from Hillary Clinton, whose telescopic feminism apparently sees injustice to women everywhere except the kind which occurs closer to home. In a letter to Mrs. Clinton recalling their meeting shortly after the reported assault occurred, she wondered about the significance of Mrs. Clinton's words to her at that time. Thank you, Mrs. Broaddrick says Mrs. Clinton told her, for "everything you do for Bill." "What did you mean, Hillary?" her letter continued. "Were...

MIDI - OH DONNA I am John Conyers...DeWayne Boyd was my aide He skipped the country...of prison he's afraid Mail fraud isn't funny...oh my, DeWayne, where did you flee...where did you flee Another country, that's where I knew he'd go Perhaps not Sweden...like a sore thumb he'd show Mail fraud isn't funny...oh my, DeWayne, where did you flee He once had worked for Willie Brown...yes, that guy was such scum Some black farmers he had ripped off...that was dumb I had an aide...DeWayne Boyd was his name He skipped the country...but found it was no game Mail fraud isn't...

IJUSTHEARDDOUGFROMUPLANDONTHERADIO!!!   And I just can't stop screaming about it!