Memorandum To: The employees of Crane, Poole, & Schmidt From: Farfalla Caquí Re: Denny Crane/Alan Shore It has come to my attention that two attorneys at this firm have been engaging in a same-sex affair over the past few months. If clients do not wish to read fanfiction about such a situation, they are invited to read botanical information about the canistel (Pouteria campechiana) instead. Please note the ratings on each story, and proceed with caution--or enthusiasm--as your preference dictates. Thank you for your attention. Farfalla