A man charged with theft didn't have the money to pay for a rehabilitation programme that would clear his criminal record, so he stole a courthouse computer. Police say Ernesto Valdez arrived at the Lackawanna County Courthouse in Scranton, Pennsylvania, to enrol in the programme. Valdez did not have the £430 enrolment fee, so he stole a court stenographer's laptop computer to pawn, according to police. The pawn shop refused to take the computer because the power cord was missing, so Valdez returned to the courthouse to retrieve it. He was arrested after a stenographer spotted him in the office...