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  • USS Ford Aviators Counseled After Wearing Patch Depicting a Bat as 'China's Newest Carrier'

    08/12/2020 11:41:20 AM PDT · by Governor Dinwiddie · 46 replies
    Virginian-Pilot ^ | 26 June | Katherine Hafner
    Aviators in a small training detachment aboard the aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford were recently counseled by leadership after wearing an unauthorized and inappropriate patch, the Navy said. Half of the patch, according to a photo on Twitter, included the aircraft carrier's logo with the words "America's Newest Carrier" and "Integrity at the Helm." The other half, however, depicted an image of a bat with the words "China's Newest Carrier," a reference to one theory about the origins of the novel coronavirus. "The patch in question was inappropriate and not consistent with uniform regulations, which state patches must be appropriate...
  • Report: Kamala Harris Already Vetting VP Picks [SATIRE]

    08/12/2020 10:44:59 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 9 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 8-12-2020 | Staff
    U.S.--Supporters of Kamala Harris have been eagerly awaiting an announcement on who her VP pick will be when she takes over as president approximately 5 minutes after Joe Biden is inaugurated. According to sources close to the campaign, she is already vetting possible candidates for the job. "I am proud to announce I will soon be announcing my pick for Vice President of the United States," said Harris. "We have searched all across this great land. While I cannot yet confirm who my pick will be, I can say this: my pick for VP will be even MORE of a...
  • The Rescue!

    08/12/2020 7:52:08 AM PDT · by Mrs. Warrior · 4 replies
    When my husband was stationed to a joint assignment on the Gulf Coast of Mississippi. I learned a hard lesson regarding acclimating to the heat. Our children, who were now young teenagers, and I went for a hike on a walking trail in the De Soto national forest. There were wooden walkways over a swamp and corduroy logs defining the trail. It was hot and extremely muggy in the cypress and pine forest. We made it almost to the turn around point but I started to have chest pains and couldn't breathe. My hero son ran back to the trail...
  • Campaign Slogan for Biden/Harris?

    08/12/2020 5:37:22 AM PDT · by IamConservative · 81 replies
    N/A | 8/12/20 | yt
    What should the campaign slogan be for Slow Joe's run?
  • Today's Toons 8/12/20

    08/12/2020 1:28:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 8/12/20 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Deplorables have acquired a working Alinsky #5

    08/11/2020 8:53:27 PM PDT · by gasport · 19 replies
    It’s not going to be pretty. Funny, yes; pretty, no.
  • Stacey Abrams Graciously Accepts VP Nomination [Satire]

    08/11/2020 3:11:31 PM PDT · by Gamecock · 12 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 08/11/2020
    ATLANTA, GA—Failed gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has graciously accepted Joe Biden's offer to run as the vice-presidential candidate on his campaign. After Biden announced his pick today, Abrams quickly gave a speech congratulating the losers and saying she was excited and ready to run a tough race for the next three months. "Thanks so much, Joe," she said. "I'm humbled by this victory, and I'm glad you've chosen me as the winner. For everyone who lost, I just want to say, it's really hard putting yourself out there and accepting a loss with grace. And I just want to thank...
  • Mask monkeys have mask mouth

    08/11/2020 12:35:04 PM PDT · by M Kehoe · 54 replies
    Me | 08/12/2020 | Sum Thing Wong
    Please do not denegrate the Mask monkey, mask mouth or other Karen idiosyncratic behavior.
  • Kellyanne Conway: Democratic mayors starting to 'lose it,' realizing Trump will get 4 more years

    08/11/2020 10:16:15 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 22 replies
    Fox News ^ | 08/11/2020 | Caleb Parke
    Democratic mayors are “losing it” and attacking President Trump instead of addressing the issues plaguing their cities, counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway told “Fox & Friends” Tuesday. She immediately thanked the Secret Service and lauded Trump for continuing his press conference Monday after being escorted from the White House briefing room, telling reporters “there was a shooting outside of the White House.” But Conway said the bigger story is the increasing violence in cities like Chicago and Seattle. Conway slammed mayors for focusing on Trump and “shoveling hate at police officers, shoveling hate at people who work” at the...
  • Biden Campaign Warns That For Debate Biden Will Need A Mask That Completely Conceals His Face And He Might Sound Different

    08/11/2020 5:49:51 AM PDT · by BipolarBob · 48 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | Babylon Bee
    U.S.—The Trump campaign has been making claims that rival candidate Joe Biden isn’t fit to debate, has been “hiding in his basement,” and may try to skip the debates so as not to embarrass himself. The Biden campaign has denied these charges and said that Biden is looking forward to the debates and a chance to confront Trump. They had some caveats, though. “Because of the coronavirus concern, we will need to take extra precautions,” said Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon. “Biden will need to wear an extra safe face mask that will cover his entire face. And while...
  • Today's Toons 8/11/20

    08/11/2020 3:32:32 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 8/11/20 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • "Obama out:" President Barack Obama's hilarious final White House correspondents' dinner speech

    08/10/2020 2:15:25 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 19 replies
    Global News ^ | 1/5/2016 | Barack Hussein Obama
    Pretty funny, really. Funniest of all are his swipes at Trump, as in last laugh funny.
  • A Place for Everything....

    08/10/2020 4:32:52 AM PDT · by Mrs. Warrior · 2 replies
    We were outside near our field and I saw a big snake next to my husband, I started to scream! (I had some post traumatic stress after an assault. I started to scream when I would get surprised by something). My husband jumped. He saw the snake next to his foot. “Shoot it” I exclaimed. He stepped away and tried to calm me. He told me that with all the screaming and then a gunshot the neighbors would think something bad was happening! I tried to get myself to stop screaming. I did, after a bit! He later found a...
  • Today's Toons 8/10/20

    08/10/2020 1:22:56 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/10/20 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Attack of the Corona Karens

    08/09/2020 11:14:32 PM PDT · by Oshkalaboomboom · 20 replies
    Yooutube ^ | 8/7/2020 | Paul Joseph Watson
    Latest video from Paul Joseph WatsonAttack of the Corona Karens
  • Gym Lives Matter ‘Brotest’ Brings Humor, Push-Ups To L.A. Streets

    08/09/2020 12:19:10 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 12 replies
    The Federalist ^ | August 9, 2020 | Evita Duffy
    YouTuber Steve Deleonardis led hundreds of young men last week through a raucous “Gym Lives Matter” “brotest” in the streets of Los Angeles, demanding that government officials reverse their gym closures over Wuhan coronavirus. Steve’s “SteveWillDoIt” channel mostly consists of challenge videos in which he consumes very large amounts of food, alcohol, or cannabis. On Thursday the 21-year-old, called “Un-cancelable” by his fans, posted a video of the “brotest” to his YouTube channel that boasts more than 2.5 million subscribers. Steve was joined by fitness YouTuber Bradley Martyn, who owns a popular L.A. gym called “Zoo Culture.” I THREW A...
  • A shocking story....

    08/08/2020 10:42:09 AM PDT · by Mrs. Warrior · 24 replies
    We had a single wide mobile home while stationed in Michigan on recruiting duty in the early 90's. The Army would pay to move it, so we thought it would be like having our own home (boy, were we mistaken!). We had it moved down to Fort Rucker, Alabama, our next duty station after my husband went to OCS and was commissioned after nine years of enlisted service. I had been needing to have a hysterectomy. I was scheduled to have the surgery while he was away for more training, so my brother came to stay with us and help...
  • How many States will President Trump win for victory in 2020? (30 sec Twitter vid)

    08/08/2020 9:23:31 AM PDT · by LibWhacker · 30 replies
    Twitter ^ | 8/4/20 | William-of-Ockham
    30 second video Click Here
  • Biden Tells Staffers To Pick Any Black Person For VP 'Since They All Think The Same Anyway'

    08/07/2020 6:01:01 PM PDT · by Pining_4_TX · 34 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 08/07/20 | The Babylon Bee
    "Just nab any old black person -- they're all pretty much interchangeable," Biden reportedly told his aides. "That Stacey chick, the Kamala cop lady, heck, get Denzel Washington for all I care. Any of them are fine. And poor VP candidates are almost as bright as white ones." "I had a black friend once, you know. Barry. Really great guy. Very clean and articulate."
  • Corn Pop Be Dead!?

    08/07/2020 12:17:25 PM PDT · by OrangeHoof · 45 replies
    Rush Limbaugh Show ^ | 08-07-2020 | unknown
    Rush Limbaugh just announced at the end his radio show that Corn Pop is dead! Passed away in 2016. That's a damn shame! We should have a memorial service. I have some questions to aks. Was Corn Pop murdered by the Obamas? Or was it the Clintons? Did he ever meet Seth Rich? What did he know and when did he know it? Was he receiving money from China or Ukraine? Was he raising Hunter Biden's bastard kids? Did Corn Pop know Tara Reade? Trump must not be connected to this or MSDNC would have already reported it.