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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it...

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

In what appears to be a first for a serious presidential contender, Hillary Clinton's campaign is going after five comedians who made fun of the former Secretary of State in standup skits at a popular Hollywood comedy club. A video of the short performance, which is less than three minutes, is posted on the website of the renowned club, Laugh Factory, and the Clinton campaign has tried to censor it. Besides demanding that the video be taken down, the Clinton campaign has demanded the personal contact information of the performers that appear in the recording. This is no laughing matter...

Dear John Ziegler Mailing List Members: A couple of quick notes for you as I brace for the coming Obama Presidency.... I will once again be MC ing Evan Sayet's Conservative Comedy Night at the world famous Laugh Factory in Hollywood. The event will be next Tuesday October 21st and it will start at 8 pm. Next Thursday there will be a FREE screening of my film "Blocking the Path to 9/11" at Azusa Pacific University in Azusa. If you would like to attend you MUST RSVP to jrhamilton@apu.edu. There are a VERY limited number of seats available. The event...

Go to my DUmmie FUnnies BLOG about the HILARIOUS Birth of the Laugh Factory comedy club. Yours Truly was present at the creation. Also I reveal the deep dark SHOCKING secret of the Laugh Factory's owner, Jamie Masada.

SANTA MARIA, Calif. — The organizer of a comedy camp for underprivileged youth, who introduced Michael Jackson’s accuser to the entertainer, testified Tuesday about his efforts to help the boy through his recovery from cancer. Jamie Masada, owner of the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, said the boy attended the camp with his brother and sister in 1999 and worked on a standup act. He also described going to see the boy in a hospital while the youngster was struggling through chemotherapy for cancer. “Oh God, don’t bring that memory back,” Masada said of the boy’s illness. Masada, taking the stand...