At last, something to unite American hard-liners and Iranian hard-liners! They both hate Oliver Stone. The American film director has suddenly turned up in Tehran, or may be about to. Read on: U.S. conservatives, of course, have long despised Stone for his politics, for his denunciation of the Iraq war, for his chumminess with Fidel Castro and for certain attributed quotes, like one calling President Bush "an ex-alcoholic who believes in Jesus--what could be more dangerous!" and another saying, "If I were George Bush, I would shoot myself." Now it turns out that Iranian hard-liners may revile Stone even more....