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  • David Letterman Absurdly Mistakes Travis Kelce For Kelsey Grammer While Supporting NFL Star’s Relationship With Taylor Swift: “God Bless Taylor Swift And Kelsey Grammer”

    01/31/2024 4:52:16 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 27 replies
    New York Post ^ | Jan. 30, 2024 | Alex Vena
    David Letterman is certainly enchanted by Taylor Swift‘s relationship with a particular football player… or Frasier star?! According to The Daily Mail, the late night legend shared his support for the pop star and Travis Kelce‘s high-profile relationship on Instagram, but he didn’t quite get it right. “Taylor Swift — I don’t think in the history of show business, in the history of pop culture, we’ve ever witnessed anything like this,” he explained, deeming her work “tremendous.” While highlighting that Swift “fills stadiums around the world [and] puts on a three-hour show,” he proceeded to argue that “we live in...
  • Biden: US-Mexico border will be ‘chaotic for a while’

    05/10/2023 4:52:15 AM PDT · by devane617 · 21 replies
    APNews ^ | 05/10/2023
    President Joe Biden predicted Tuesday that the U.S.-Mexico border would be “chaotic for a while” when pandemic-related restrictions end, as 550 active-duty troops began arriving and migrants weighed whether or when to cross. The restrictions have been in place since 2020, and allowed U.S. officials to quickly return migrants over the border. They are ending later this week and the U.S. is putting into place a set of new policies that will clamp down on illegal crossings while offering migrants a legal path to the United States if they apply online through a government app, have a sponsor and pass...
  • 'Autistic' son, 13, of fired Florida health worker who challenged DeSantis' COVID stats is ARRESTED 'for repeatedly threatening to shoot up his school and stab his classmates'

    04/07/2023 1:33:51 AM PDT · by conservative98 · 21 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 7 April 2023 | ALEX OLIVEIRA
    The 13-year-old son of a Florida 'whistleblower' who claimed Governor Ron DeSantis' office fabricated Covid-19 statistics during the pandemic was arrested after allegedly threatening a school shooting. Rebekah Jones took to Twitter on Tuesday night to announce the arrest, which she alleged was personally ordered by DeSantis and carried out by the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office. Jones said her son was taken into custody over memes he had sent in a private group chat which joked about school shootings— including one which made fun of lazy school security guards, and another which joked about being tempted to grab a...
  • Not a Joke’ — Joe Biden Claims He Attended a Black Church Every Day After Morning Mass

    01/15/2023 2:29:10 PM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 130 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 01/15/2023 | Charlie Spiering
    President Joe Biden on Sunday claimed he attended a black Church in Delaware every morning after he attended Catholic Mass in high school. “I may be a practicing Catholic, we used to go 7:30 am mass every morning in high school and college before I went to the black church,” he said. “Not a joke.” Biden spoke about his personal experience with the black church during a visit to the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia to recognize Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day.
  • Biden on minority support: 'I was raised in the black church'

    01/27/2020 1:57:24 PM PST · by conservative98 · 128 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | | January 26, 2020 06:44 PM | Joseph Simonson
    DES MOINES, Iowa — Joe Biden spoke of his connection to black voters at an NAACP event Sunday afternoon and claimed his “political identity” was molded by minorities in his home state of Delaware. “I have a lot of black support because that’s where I come from. I was raised in the black church, politically, not a joke,” the former vice president said in Des Moines. “When I got into politics, I was the only white guy working on the east side, in the projects, because these were the guys I grew up with. These were the guys I worked...
  • Internet Scam Of The Week: Suspending Your “Account” (Vanity)

    12/29/2018 7:38:05 PM PST · by CaliforniaCraftBeer · 54 replies
    Vanity ^ | December 29, 2018 | CaliforniaCraftBeer
    You have 2 days (48 hours) to pay. (I have a special code, and at the moment I know that you have read this email). If I don't get bitcoins, I will send your video to all your contacts, including family members, colleagues, etc. However, if I am paid, I will immediately destroy the video, and my trojan will be destruct someself. If you want to get proof, answer "Yes!" and resend this letter to youself. And I will definitely send your video to your any 11 contacts.
  • Hillary Clinton to Embark on "I Love the Deplorables" Apology Tour

    04/01/2018 2:42:14 PM PDT · by EdnaMode · 23 replies
    April Fools Day | April Fool
    Nearly 17 months after losing the Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton has announced she will embark on a historic apology tour. Dubbed the "I Love the Deplorables Tour," Clinton will tour the 2,649 counties won by Donald Trump. While on tour, Clinton will also be selling leftover "I'm With Her" t-shirts and copies of her book, "What Happened?" "The last year and a half has been a wake up call," said Clinton. "Well maybe not the last year and a half. Maybe it was last week. But I figure, hey, it's never too late, right?" Many conservative pundits are skeptical about...
  • Obama Declares May 1st “Loyalty Day”, Celebrate Obedience to Government!

    05/01/2013 3:05:05 PM PDT · by Whenifhow · 49 replies
    http://intellihub.com/ ^ | May 1, 2013 | JG Vibes
    Today is now officially “Loyalty Day”, where all of the tax slaves of the United States can celebrate their obedience to government. In recent memory Mayday is associated with workers protests and things of that nature, but it is important to remember that people in various culture have been celebrating Mayday for most of recorded history. Far before the middle ages, pagan cultures in Europe would celebrate mayday, and even they drew their traditions from older astrotheological cultures. This point on our calender now means many different things to many different people, and now you can add another one to...
  • Zsa Zsa could become a mom

    04/14/2011 1:36:07 PM PDT · by JennysCool · 40 replies
    SFGate ^ | 4/15/11 | None Listed
    When Zsa Zsa Gabor's only child Francesa Hilton was told about plans for her mother to become a new mom, she said, "That's just weird." Gabor, who just turned 94 in February, has recently struggled through a string of health problems. The legendary Hollywood celeb hasn't walked since a car accident in 2002. She's well past her prime. It seems that Gabor's 67-year-old, fame-seeking husband Frederic Prinz von Anhalt is driving this crazy plan. He hopes that a child can help continue the Gabor legacy.
  • Meet the pensioner who hasn't had a TV since 1978 - why are the licence police are STILL after her?

    01/19/2009 1:21:51 AM PST · by Stoat · 83 replies · 2,891+ views
    The Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | January 19, 2009 | Claire Ellicott
    The television licence enforcers were nothing if not persistent. For five years they pursued 69-year-old Hannah Patricia Humphris with a succession of intimidating missives demanding she buy a licence.   The pursuit culminated with a letter this month threatening her with prosecution and a possible £1,000 fine.  But the TV licensing police had overlooked one crucial fact: Miss Humphris hasn't owned a television since 1978.    Hannah Patricia Humphris doesn't own a television, but is still being pursued by the TV Licencing AuthorityShe got rid of her set that year because it wasn't working properly and, she said, there...
  • Test nonlethal weapons on U.S. citizens, official says

    09/13/2006 6:42:45 AM PDT · by rightgrafix · 86 replies · 3,293+ views
    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/4182615.html ^ | Sept. 13, 2006, 12:51AM | By LOLITA C. BALDOR
    WASHINGTON - Nonlethal weapons such as high-power microwave devices should be used on American citizens in crowd-control situations before they are used on the battlefield, the Air Force secretary said Tuesday. Domestic use would make it easier to avoid questions in the international community over any possible safety concerns, said Air Force Secretary Michael Wynne. "If we're not willing to use it here against our fellow citizens, then we should not be willing to use it in a wartime situation," said Wynne. "(Because) if I hit somebody with a nonlethal weapon and they claim that it injured them in a...
  • Public Urged To "Dump" On Rove's House (Moonbat Left Gone Ape Alert)

    07/16/2005 12:52:25 AM PDT · by goldstategop · 45 replies · 1,857+ views
    Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 07/16/05 | N/A
    As presidential adviser Karl Rove has been under fire for his role in the alleged outing of a CIA employee, a liberal blog is now suggesting people leave a special care package on Rove's lawn -- the gift of excrement. "If you just happen to be passing through, do the considerate thing and bring a small gift. We suggest a special bouquet for our esteemed latter-day Wormtongue," says A Liberal Dose. It then shows a photo of a suggested donation, followed by the observation, "Now wouldn't it be so nice to see Herr Rove's lawn carpeted with such lovely lawn...