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  • Covid vaccines not linked to fatal heart problems in young people, CDC finds

    04/11/2024 4:17:26 PM PDT · by blueyon · 80 replies
    NBC News ^ | 4/11/24 | Berkeley Lovelace Jr.
    There is no evidence that mRNA Covid vaccines cause fatal cardiac arrest or other deadly heart problems in teens and young adults, a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report published Thursday shows.
  • Episcopal Priest Loses Jeopardy! Tournament After Being Stumped on Bible Question

    03/18/2024 6:48:31 PM PDT · by Morgana · 81 replies
    Protestia ^ | March 15, 2024 | staff
    An Episcopal priest competing in a Jeopardy Tournament failed to advance to the finals, the result of falling badly behind and also being stumped by a question on the New Testament, according to the Episcopal News Service. David Sibley is the LGBTQ+ affirming rector of St. Paul’s Episcopal Church in Walla Walla, Washington, who recently participated in a Jeopardy Tournament. He previously competed in 2022, where he won $79,098 through four straight episodes. During that contest, he failed to answer a $1000 question: “It’s the ascension heavenward by true Christians both living and dead at Christ’s second coming.” Rather than...
  • WEF Declares War on Coffee: ‘No More Than 2 or 3 Cups Each Per Year’

    01/22/2024 3:32:38 PM PST · by Jan_Sobieski · 196 replies
    The People’s Voice ^ | 01/22/2024 | Baxter Dmitry
    The World Economic Forum has declared war on coffee drinkers, declaring that they are causing “global boiling” and must be stopped at all costs.According to World Economic Forum Agenda Contributor Hubert Keller, “The coffee that we all drink emits between 15 and 20 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of coffee… Every time we drink coffee, we are putting CO2 into the atmosphere.”“Most of the coffee is produced by monoculture, and monoculture is also affected by climate change. The quality of these natural assets is deteriorating rapidly.”According to the World Economic Forum, coffee drinkers will have to limit themselves to two...
  • FBI Arrests Babylon Bee Actor Siaka Massaquoi

    01/03/2024 11:50:01 AM PST · by Eleutheria5 · 23 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 14/12/23
    The Babylon Bee sits down with Siaka Massaquoi to talk about how the FBI recently separated him from his pregnant wife at the airport and arrested him over charges related to January 6th. What really happened on January 6th and what was Siaka doing at the Capitol Building?
  • Kevin McCarthy Says Republicans Are Too White, Democrats 'Actually Look Like America'

    12/10/2023 1:44:40 PM PST · by Macho MAGA Man · 136 replies
    Information Liberation ^ | December 8, 2023 | Chris Melanan
    ShareFacebookTwitterRedditTelegramVKEmail Congressman Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) expressed his open contempt for the white Republicans who make up the majority of the GOP and praised Democrats for their diversity during a debate at Oxford in the wake of his ouster as House Speaker. "When you look at the Democrats, they actually look like America," McCarthy said. "When I look at my party, we look like the most restrictive country club in America." McCarthy made the anti-white comments on Oct 28 while debating in favor of interventionism at the Oxford Union but they're only now going viral. McCarthy went on to say he...
  • Trump Charged With Questioning Election Results While Not Being A Democrat

    08/24/2023 6:42:54 PM PDT · by george76 · 25 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 4, 2023 | Babylon Bee
    Trump appeared in court yesterday after Special Council Jack Smith charged him with the high crime of questioning his election results while not being a Democrat. "The sacred words penned in our Constitution, which I have so much reverence for, make it clear that only Democrats are allowed to question election results," said Smith to reporters. "Trump brazenly questioned an election even though his name isn't Hillary and he didn't even have a fake Russian dossier to prove his case. This is a dark and dangerous day for our democracy. Hehe, alliteration." "We must be clear: no one who is...
  • Chicago group wants gangbangers to refrain from firing guns between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m.

    08/14/2023 9:32:47 AM PDT · by CFW · 34 replies
    CWBChicago ^ | 8/13/23 | staff
    CHICAGO — A North Side community group is calling for people to refrain from shooting guns in Chicago between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m. to reduce the risk to people “not involved in high risk activities.” The proposal from Rogers Park-based Native Sons, known as “The People’s Ordinance,” was recently promoted in an email newsletter by Ald. Maria Hadden (49th). Shootings are up significantly this year in Rogers Park. Chicago police believe a reignited gang war between local Gangster Disciples and Black P Stones in Uptown is to blame.
  • Adriana E. Ramírez: Joe Cool (Barf)

    02/09/2023 8:17:01 AM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 17 replies
    The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | February 8, 2023 | Adriana E. Ramirez
    Last night, President Joe Biden delivered the best State of the Union address I’ve heard in my lifetime. He turned what is usually a boring exercise in partisan clapping and mutual back-patting into a riveting combination pep rally, poetry slam and real-time legislative session. I was entranced the entire 72 minutes. I laughed. I cried. I yelled “sick burn.” Even Speaker Kevin McCarthy nodded along to half of what Mr. Biden had to say. Joe Cool was bipartisan. He appealed to Middle America. He handled his hecklers with a million-watt smile. He looked and sounded like Presidents do in the...
  • M&M’s Announces New Purple ‘Spokescandy’ to ‘Represent Acceptance and Inclusivity’

    09/29/2022 9:51:21 PM PDT · by bitt · 68 replies
    GATEWAY PUNDIT ^ | 9/29/2022 | Christina Laila
    M&M’s has added a new “spokescandy” to their cartoon character lineup, designed to “represent acceptance and inclusivity.” The character is the first new addition to the lineup in a decade. “Designed to represent acceptance and inclusivity, our newest member is known for her earnest self-expression,” the brand said in a statement. “Keen self-awareness, authenticity and confidence are the driving forces behind Purple’s charm and quirky nature. She joins the legendary cast of M&M’S characters, who recently were given a refresh with updated looks and more nuanced personalities back in January.” In January, the brand gave the Green candy a makeover...
  • Dem Wants Credit Card Data to Track Gun Purchases [semi-satire]

    09/11/2022 8:26:55 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 September 2022 | John Semmens
    New York City Mayor Eric Adams called for credit card companies to establish a merchant category code (MCC) for gun and ammunition stores, saying "the creation of a new code would enable financial institutions to help the government detect suspicious activity that may be tied to criminal purposes." Mastercard spokesman Seth Eisen was unenthusiastic about Adams' proposal, calling it "a troubling invasion of privacy based on specious reasoning. Criminals don't typically use credit cards to buy their guns. It leaves a too obvious paper trail. I can't see this added scrutiny applied to law-abiding citizens as a useful tool in...
  • 'I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit': VP introduces herself at roundtable on impact of Roe v Wade being overturned

    07/26/2022 1:56:02 PM PDT · by Morgana · 71 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | July 26, 2022 | Katelyn Caralle,
    Kamala Harris opened up a roundtable meeting Tuesday afternoon with disability advocates by announcing her name, sex, gender identity and what she was wearing. 'I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit,' the vice president said at the top of the meeting. The event was to mark the 32nd anniversary of the enactment of the Americans with Disabilities Act. She said that the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade last month is particularly concerning to her due to the effects it could have on Americans with...
  • Anthropologists Call for an End to Classifying Human Remains by Gender and Ancestry

    07/18/2022 1:15:49 PM PDT · by bitt · 65 replies
    jonathanturley.org ^ | 7/18/2022 | jonathanturley.org
    There is an interesting controversy brewing in anthropology departments where professors have called for researchers to stop identifying ancient human remains by biological gender because they cannot gauge how a person identified at that the time. Other scholars are calling for researchers to stop identifying race as a practice because it fuels white supremacy. One of the academics objecting to this effort to stop gender identifications, San Jose State archaeology Professor Elizabeth Weiss, is currently suing her school. Weiss maintains that she was barred from access to the human remains collection due to her opposition to the repatriation of human...
  • Mayor of New Orleans unveils sculpture of a giant hair pick just in time for Juneteenth

    06/20/2022 10:07:31 AM PDT · by justme4now · 99 replies
    https://twitchy.com ^ | 06/18/22 | Brett T
    Anyone else tired of this crap? Here in Virginia they've torn down all the historic "white men" statues!😡New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell announced Friday that, in recognition of the city’s black and brown artists, the city has dedicated $7.2 million in bond funding to public art, and has already purchased over 60 pieces of work created by local black artists.
  • U.S. Marine Corps Goes Woke, Celebrates ‘Pride Month’ with Rainbow Bullets

    06/01/2022 12:56:44 PM PDT · by Hojczyk · 123 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 1 Jun 2022 | HANNAH BLEAU
    The U.S. Marine Corps went full woke on Wednesday, marking the first day of “Pride Month” with a celebratory image featuring rainbow bullets. “Throughout June, the USMC [U.S. Marine Corps] takes #Pride in recognizing and honoring the contributions of our LGBTQ service members,” the U.S. Marine Corps said in a statement posted to social media. “We remain committed to fostering an environment free from discrimination, and defend the values of treating all equally, with dignity and respect,” it added, using the hashtags #PrideMonth and #USMC. The statement is accompanied by an image of a Marine helmet adorned with six bullets,...
  • Make womb for breakfast! 'UTERUS-shaped' cereal aims to normalise conversations about periods at the breakfast table

    05/25/2022 7:00:20 PM PDT · by Trillian · 73 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 25 May 2022 | Joe Davies
    A 'uterus-shaped' cereal has been launched with the goal of putting conversations about periods on the table. Feminine care brand Intimina developed its raspberry-flavoured 'Period Crunch' to encourage families to discuss menstruation more openly at breakfast. Despite being marketed as womb-shaped, the cereal actually resembles the entire female reproductive system. The wheat-based cereal — a PR stunt which won't actually ever go on sale — is dyed red to mimic the colour of blood. Intimina claims conversations about periods are not 'truly normalised' and it wanted to 'make a statement' about the issue. Although it won't ever be stuck on...
  • STUDY: Testosterone Treatment Turns Democrat Voters More Conservative.

    05/18/2022 10:01:13 PM PDT · by TigerClaws · 66 replies
    IIncreased testosterone levels can cause Democrats to become more conservative in their political affiliation, a recent experiment analyzing voters in U.S. elections found. The study – Testosterone Administration Induces A Red Shift in Democrats – was published on November 14th, 2021 by Professor Paul Zak, the Director of the Center for Neuroeconomics Studies at Claremont Graduate University. “His research has made a substantial impact in explaining the variation in human social behaviors and has been cited by other scholars over 18,000 times placing in the top 0.3% of all scholars,” explains his professional biography. Zak’s latest findings reveal a link...
  • Biden’s Disinformation Chief Nina Jankowicz: Online Mockery of Kamala Harris a Threat to Democracy and National Security

    04/29/2022 2:36:25 PM PDT · by Mariner · 47 replies
    Breitbart ^ | April 29th, 2022 | Charlie Spiering
    President Joe Biden’s new disinformation chief Nina Jankowicz argued online mockery of Vice President Kamala Harris and other women in public life was a threat to national security.“Platforms and governments aren’t doing enough,” she wrote on social media. “It’s time to act. Our national security and democracy are at stake.”The Department of Homeland Security announced the creation of the new Disinformation Governance Board led by Jankowicz on Wednesday.Jankowicz argued that Congress should create new laws to block mockery of women online, citing the volume of “gender disinformation” used to criticize Harris.“Congress should reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) and...
  • Chelsea Clinton: After Trump, I Thank God We Have Biden Who Is ‘Proud to Be An American’

    03/02/2022 6:31:28 PM PST · by MarvinStinson · 98 replies
    breitbart ^ | 2 Mar 2022 | PAM KEY
    Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton said Wednesday on ABC’s “The View” that her reaction to President Joe Biden’s first State of the Union Address was to thank God for his pride in America. Co-host Sunny Hostin said, “You were talking about the State of the Union recently. What did you think about the speech? I think something that most people don’t talk about because I mentioned it to my producers, you studied at Oxford, international relations. What did you think about the speech?” Clinton said, “For the president, my main feeling and this is really what I felt watching, you...
  • EXCLUSIVE: New Biden Nuclear Hire Is Drag Queen Who Wears Stilettos to Work, Discusses Sex With Animals, And Calls NIH Chief ‘Daddy Fauci’.

    02/10/2022 11:05:47 AM PST · by JonPreston · 112 replies
    The National Pulse ^ | 2/10/22 | K. Christopher Powell
    A recent, high-level hire at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy is a drag queen, LGBTQ+ activist who has “lectured” on kink at college campuses and participated in interviews about fetish roleplay. In one interview, Sam Brinton – now a top Biden official – even discusses having sex with animals.Brinton – who has written in opposition to “gay conversion therapy” – was recently tapped to serve as the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy for the Department of Energy. He also goes by “Sister Ray Dee O’Active” – his...
  • White House warns art world rife with money laundering as Hunter Biden sells paintings for $500,000

    12/06/2021 2:38:03 PM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 37 replies
    Fox News ^ | 12/06/2021 | Houston Keene
    The White House is warning that the art world is fertile ground for money laundering and other financial crimes as the president's son, Hunter Biden, is raising eyebrows by selling paintings for up to half a million dollars — despite lacking any formal art experience. The Biden administration released on Monday a national strategy to counter corruption, which it noted is the first of its kind. The White House document touches on the corruption-rife art world, noting that the "markets for art and antiquities — and the market participants who facilitate transactions — are especially vulnerable to a range of...