Top 10 signs that Canada has become Palestine in the Pines:10. Back-bacon is ruled halal. 9. They change the name to Al Q'uranada. 8. Firing AK-47's in the air when the Habs win. 7. Tablecloths instead of toques. 6. Strippers in Vancouver clubs wear burkhas. 5. Opium starts outselling Moosehead. 4. Mmmmmm, pea-soup flavored cous-cous. 3. 'Quebec' now pronounced 'Qaeda'. 2. "There is no God but Allah, Eh?" And the number one reason Canada is Palestine in the Pines: 1. That's not a moose, that's a camel with antlers!