Every here and there, I start out to answer a post on a specific thread with a sort of dry and often tongue-in-cheek response to the topic. This started out being such a response to a thread on the Journolist contributor who said she would "laugh like a maniac" while watching Rush Limbaugh die. Originally, it was going to be short and sweet comparing those on Journolist to a MENSA elite called Zero's Zombies. I made up a mental illness.The more I typed, the more I changed it and it started taking on a life of its own. Suddenly, I...