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"Thought by now, you'd realize-- there ain't no way to hide those Biden Eyes" Pretty politicians seem to find out early, How to hit on women for a quick SNIFF and swerve Senile old man he is... an exhibitionist Secret Service Ladys know he's a swimming perv. Late at night, crackhead Hunter comes with an injection To help his grifting Daddy keep his high. Daddy's glad to see him, and there's no rejection And all these years he never questions why. He drops cash brown bagged from Ukraine & China Daddy smiles and says "Here's the Deal"! There is no...

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Rep. Patrick Kennedy (news, bio, voting record) crashed his car near the Capitol early Thursday, and a police official said he appeared intoxicated. Kennedy said he had taken sleep medication and a prescription anti-nausea drug that can cause drowsiness. Kennedy, D-R.I., addressed the issue after a spate of news reports. His initial statement said: "I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident."'Later, however, he issued a longer statement saying the attending physician for Congress had prescribed Phenergan on Tuesday to treat Kennedy's gastroenteritis.Kennedy said he returned to his Capitol Hill home on Wednesday evening after a final series of votes...

Slate's Democratic Debate Drinking Game Get drunk on political discourse! By June Thomas Posted Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2003, at 10:08 AM PT This Thursday evening, the nine remaining candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination will meet in Phoenix for the fourth debate of the year. If these events have started to blend together, why not grab a bottle or two of your favorite tipple and bring on the blurriness by playing Slate's debate drinking game. Cheers! Take one drink if: A candidate mentions an ordinary American by name A candidate mentions Bill Clinton A candidate mentions John Ashcroft A candidate...