Thre New Hampshire surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon around. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later, he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later, he won 2 Gold Medals in field events in the Olympic." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was...