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Democrats have three paths to victory next November, all being eagerly embraced by Republicans.PLAN A: Enrage Republicans by bringing a string of ludicrous indictments, civil suits and ballot disqualifications against Donald Trump, thus tricking the GOP into making him the nominee.RESULT: Joe Biden easily wins a second term. If Trump behaves as we know he will, Biden wins even if he's dead.Wait, but why would Republicans make Trump the nominee just because -- OH MY GOSH, IT'S WORKING!!!When Trump declared his presidential run on Nov. 15, 2022, he was dead in the water. November, December, January, February -- polls all...

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS "The ancient Australian art of genital origami" is on display in this unusual show, an "international comedy hit" in which two naked guys produce "an astounding series of penis installations" that are projected on large screens behind them. "Requiring astonishing stamina, an unbelievable stretch factor, and an amazing level of testicular fortitude, Puppetry of the Penis leaves women and men gasping with more than 40 heroic and hilarious installations," including penile representations of the Eiffel Tower, the Loch Ness Monster, and a hamburger. Conceived by Aussie Simon Morley in 1996, the show was a hit at...