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Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and we’ve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I can’t tell you what that something was, because he’s refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the “tainted hair” theory to save himself some embarrassment.) My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife...

Welcome, one and all, to the weep-a-thon! Since the hippies over at DU can't get out of bed before noon, and/or have donated all their spare change to a failed recount effort, let's help them out a bit.Tomorrow, the electoral votes are counted. This will, of course, result in much teeth-gnashing and crying over in DUmmieland. This thread is for donating relief items to these poor souls.The Viking kitties have asked me to donate, in their name, this new box of kleenex:In addition, I'd like to donate this bridge:... you know, to help them GET OVER IT.We'll be here all...