After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted," You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said,"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common Defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was...