My name is Ace Backwords. I'm a 48 year old street bum. So there. I recently had a book published about my homeless experiences -- SURVIVING ON THE STREETS: How To Go Down Without Going Out (Loompanics) -- which you can order from www.amazon.com. Do it today, for then I will have some money in my pocket. Which is always a good thing. I'd tell you more about myself, exept at this point I'm feeling terribly bored with myself. And you might agree (which shows we're on the same wavelength, kindred souls, even, so buy my book). So I'll end this here at the end. Appropriately enough. P.S. Buy my book. Thank you.