I’m an opinionated, crusty, patriotic, curmudgeonly, and happily retired United States Marine Corps master sergeant who served from 1970-90.

I accepted payment from my Government, in exchange for going to various and sundry shitty little places in the middle of nowhere with every intention of killing people and breaking things.

My intentions were somewhat borne out and it was fun and I would do it all over again.

I am absurdly patriotic and will not hesitate to make my feelings about certain idiots/morons and false religions known.

I’m not a “dude,” I’m not a “buddy,” and I ain’t your “bro.”

You don’t like what I have to say, then find the on-off button and use it. I’d sure as hell do the same thing to you.

Islam is a false religion and Mohammed is a pedophile.

The koran is not worthy of capitalization, nor is it worthy of my urine upon it. I would, however, gladly defecate upon it in Macy’s show room window on a Saturday morning and would even give CAIR three days to draw a crowd.

And any of you moon-bat worshiping twits that don’t like it, use email.

I’m sure we can work something out.